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Bigfoot is real
I was taking my guns out on a boat ride, rowing across the Missouri River. Hit an iceberg. I managed to climb aboard a large door that was floating nearby, but my poor guns didn't make it. I cried as my last AR slipped from my grip and disappeared below the surface. I was so cold.....
You must have really cared for those guns by taking them on a boat ride...