Series Thread: Diamondbacks vs. Dodgers

[Jonas_steven]

My family is weird. Today is my parents 41st anniversary. My brother & I try to get them to go out a to a nice family restaurant to celebrate. We were going to pick up the tab for the entire family, 9 of us in total.

My parents chose a Chinese buffet...

My brother & I are like "If you want Asian cuisine, let's go to PF Changs or a locally owned small Asian mom & pop type place". Veto'd by my parents. They just want to stuff their faces on mediocre Chinese food & not have worry about ordering food en sech. Mom is a notorious picky eater & hates dining out, so my brother & I just give in.

Then we ask them, hey how about going to the Dbacks game to check out Bradley's debut? My dad leaves me & my brother holding our dicks by siding with my mom & sister-in-law by choosing a movie instead.

Two hours of live action Cinderella...

I just got home in time to catch the game & I am in a bad mood.

This is a funny post. My mom is the same way.

 

[Orange602]

Hope the bullpen is ready for more work.

 

[Jonas_steven]

I hate the internet service at our sport venues. I get service everywhere I go BUT chase field and the cardinals stadium. Get it together, guys.

 

[Jonas_steven]

I am going to place my hello kitty bobblehead as the centerpiece of the mantle. #classy

 

[Davis_Mike]

I am going to place my hello kitty bobblehead as the centerpiece of the mantle. #classy

Take a pic & make it your avatar.

 

[Jonas_steven]

We need to add runs this inning. Our bullpen is bound to fuck it up. Can chafin just be considered starter 2.0 on any given day?

 

[Orange602]

I am going to place my hello kitty bobblehead as the centerpiece of the mantle. #classy

Give it to me. I'll set it up between my Justin Upton and Carlos Quentin bobbleheads.

 

[DweeberAZ]

Ender... Nice.

 

[Orange602]

Need to get at least 1 run out of this inning, now.

 

[Orange602]

So many fucking bandwagon Dodger fans. I hope there aren't as many when I go to the game tomorrow.

 

[Davis_Mike]

He was dead on arrival... ball dropped.

 

[Orange602]

Nice drop, Turner.

 

[Jonas_steven]

He was all but dead to rights!

 

[Davis_Mike]

Turned needs to learn how to field on sliding tag situations at bases. Never get your off-hand involved in the play.

 

[Orange602]

Put a fucking bandaid on it or pull him.

 

[Davis_Mike]

I do love the aggressiveness. Make them make the plays to beat you.

 

[Davis_Mike]

A fucking 10 minute delay...

 

[Orange602]

There's 1 run.

 

[DweeberAZ]

RBI another run...

 

[Davis_Mike]

2-0