Daily Thread 9/12 - Yanks Win and 1 Game Out of TB Keep it up Team NE Identity

[HammerDown]

Hope Vice isnt stalking you Hammer. He'd definitely accuse you of being a racist

I'm pretty sure Vice walks the other way when he sees me. Is he b_lack?

 

[CaptO]

And their closer is blowing saves and can't convert a save without at least one ER.

Mariano couldn't get the Cardinals closing job right now and I was thinking about trying out.

No shit, if I had a month to get ready I could get my fastball up past Zito.

Your fastball right now would probly be good enough to the the Tribes closing job

 

[Floffman]

i was at a party over the weekend. they cut the top of a watermelon off, sliced it inside and dumped a bottle of rum in it.

delicious!

Get a flavor injector with a thin needle and you can fill a watermelon with vodka. Let it sit for a couple days its great.

We named it either the wastamelon or the wastiemelon

 

[CaptO]

I'm pretty sure Vice walks the other way when he sees me. Is he b_lack?

Dont think so. But hes supposedly married to a hot Brazilian chick. Real sensitive about any supposed slurs against Hispanics :rollseyes:

 

[Floffman]

I speak caribbean/mexican:

Ox,

Cervesa por favor

 

[Brocktagon]

Get a flavor injector with a thin needle and you can fill a watermelon with vodka. Let it sit for a couple days its great.

We named it either the wastamelon or the wastiemelon

what's a flavor injector? can i use it on a woman?

they drilled out a small hole in the top and let it sit for like 6 hours. then they cut a square on the top and everyone started helping themselves. it fucked us all up to the point we started wearing it.

 

[CaptO]

I speak caribbean/mexican:

Ox,

Cervesa por favor

Gracias mi amigo. Una mas por favor

 

[Brocktagon]

Dont think so. But hes supposedly married to a hot Brazilian chick. Real sensitive about any supposed slurs against Hispanics :rollseyes:

i met a shit ton of brazilian girls here.

all hot, all married at 17, all jesus nut huggers.

 

[Floffman]

what's a flavor injector? can i use it on a woman?

they drilled out a small hole in the top and let it sit for like 6 hours. then they cut a square on the top and everyone started helping themselves. it fucked us all up to the point we started wearing it.

Issue with that is all the alcohol is concentrated in the middle. If you use my method it is evenly dispersed through the whole melon.

These are the things we did in college instead of go to class.

 

[molsaniceman]

Your fastball right now would probly be good enough to the the Tribes closing job

Uehara>>>>>>>>>>any other closer in mlb

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Get a flavor injector with a thin needle and you can fill a watermelon with vodka. Let it sit for a couple days its great.

We named it either the wastamelon or the wastiemelon

"It's a panty-remover...gets em every time!"

Name that god-awful movie for $2000 v-cash....

 

[Brocktagon]

I speak caribbean/mexican:

Ox,

Cervesa por favor

the stooler fan ran away with rock a while back. he can't live without him.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Dont think so. But hes supposedly married to a hot Brazilian chick. Real sensitive about any supposed slurs against Hispanics :rollseyes:

That's funny, because Brazilians are not "hispanic." They're Portuguese.

 

[Brocktagon]

These are the things we did in college instead of go to class.

lol 'college'

all those dumbass' who play NCAA ball actually have degrees?

 

[Floffman]

"It's a panty-remover...gets em every time!"

Name that god-awful movie for $2000 v-cash....

American Pie 1 - 624 or Van Wilder...blind guess since it is a god awful movie.

 

[Brocktagon]

That's funny, because Brazilians are not "hispanic." They're Portuguese.

most were protuguese but a lot of mixes there.

i don't get the whole latin america culture.

soon enough, brazil will be taken over by the chinese.

 

[CaptO]

That's funny, because Brazilians are not "hispanic." They're Portuguese.

Haha Hu thanks! A weapon for our war

 

[Floffman]

lol 'college'

all those dumbass' who play NCAA ball actually have degrees?

Actually a lot of them don't...bigger problem in basketball.

but at the end of the day me smarter than you.

 

[Floffman]

That's funny, because Brazilians are not "hispanic." They're Portuguese.

RACIST!!!!!!!!!

 

[CaptO]

lol 'college'

all those dumbass' who play NCAA ball actually have degrees?

The degrees are gifts in exchange for a shot at the Natty