Daily Thread 9/12 - Yanks Win and 1 Game Out of TB Keep it up Team NE Identity

[RedSoxWorrld]

but if he squirted then everyone would have seen it

i squirted earlier after air brushes those goddamn watermelons out of your avatar

 

[Brocktagon]

Look at that 3rd baseman and the way he runs up.

he ran like he was in a ballerina dress.

he didn't drop his glove. dead giveaway right there.

fuckin fairy. i hope this doesn't happen again.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Look at that 3rd baseman and the way he runs up.

"I'm sprinting up here and everyone knows I'm ready to kick ass."

Almost there.

"Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. I ran up way too fast and I'm about to get my ass kicked. I'm going to slow way down and veer off to the side here to buy myself a second."

He saw that he was outnumbered, 4-2, and one of the Marlins was holding a bat.

 

[CaptO]

team left to play

yankees---bos--tor---sf---tb---hou
rays------min---tex---bal--ny---tor
orioles----tor--bos----tb---tor--bos
indians---chw--kc----hou--chw--min

ihdians with that schedule

KC always gives ALC teams fits. Theyre good & theyre not going away

 

[Brocktagon]

i squirted earlier after air brushes those goddamn watermelons out of your avatar

any guess on who she is?

i have no idea. i wanted a hot av but i was at work. so i google 'melons'

i love google images.

 

[HammerDown]

You can't fucking spit on the baseball field anymore??? Dayum, that's been around since the 1890's.

Kid dominates you on the mound and then goes yard on you? Damn right he can admire it and then expectorate on the basepaths.

Exactly what I was thinking. Since when you do ask the opponent for permission to {gasp} spit?

"fuck you, asshole. I'll spit in your damned eye!."

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

team left to play

yankees---bos--tor---sf---tb---hou
rays------min---tex---bal--ny---tor
orioles----tor--bos----tb---tor--bos
indians---chw--kc----hou--chw--min

ihdians with that schedule

Wow, on second thought, the Yankees have a light schedule remaining, too. Three last-place teams, a fading Tampa, and the Red Sox, whom they could hang with if they got some decent pitching performances.

Orioles have two series with Toronto, which could make it interesting.

 

[Floffman]

I agree. Mariano does suck dick.

On a side note can you do your job and fix multiquotes?

Thanks

 

[HammerDown]

He saw that he was outnumbered, 4-2, and one of the Marlins was holding a bat.

The funniest part if the Marlin in the ondeck circle lazily flipping the bat and casually glancing over there.

{translated from Caribbean to English} "What is this shit? Bunch 'o pussy-ass honkies acting like punkasses cause somebody spit? I'm not getting fined over this shit"

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

any guess on who she is?

i have no idea. i wanted a hot av but i was at work. so i google 'melons'

i love google images.

no idea, but those melons are real and they are spectacular

 

[Floffman]

Exactly what I was thinking. Since when you do ask the opponent for permission to {gasp} spit?

"fuck you, asshole. I'll spit in your damned eye!."

If you see the highlight it was right at his feet. It was not a mistake or an ohhhh I was just spitting kind of thing.

Kid is 21 and let his emotions get the best of him...who gives a shit.

 

[Brocktagon]

i was at a party over the weekend. they cut the top of a watermelon off, sliced it inside and dumped a bottle of rum in it.

delicious!

 

[HammerDown]

any guess on who she is?

i have no idea. i wanted a hot av but i was at work. so i google 'melons'

i love google images.

Google is very intelligent. Based on your history it knows what to suggest. They own YouTube. Same thing there.

My wife logs into YT and it suggests cute kitten videos.

I log in and it suggests Brazilian women in g-strings.

"I am sooo tired of these bad videos popping up like this, honey. I'm offended!!!"

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

If you see the highlight it was right at his feet. It was not a mistake or an ohhhh I was just spitting kind of thing.

Kid is 21 and let his emotions get the best of him...who gives a shit.

somethign happened before he spit, i forget what

it was intentional

bigger deal than it needed to be

 

[CaptO]

Wow, on second thought, the Yankees have a light schedule remaining, too. Three last-place teams, a fading Tampa, and the Red Sox, whom they could hang with if they got some decent pitching performances.

Orioles have two series with Toronto, which could make it interesting.

Yanks pitching is their Achilles heel. Dont see hem hanging

 

[HammerDown]

If you see the highlight it was right at his feet. It was not a mistake or an ohhhh I was just spitting kind of thing.

Kid is 21 and let his emotions get the best of him...who gives a shit.

I went to bed early last night and haven't seen anything. In that case, it might be time to tell him to have some respect.

 

[CaptO]

The funniest part if the Marlin in the ondeck circle lazily flipping the bat and casually glancing over there.

{translated from Caribbean to English} "What is this shit? Bunch 'o pussy-ass honkies acting like punkasses cause somebody spit? I'm not getting fined over this shit"

Hope Vice isnt stalking you Hammer. He'd definitely accuse you of being a racist

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

The funniest part if the Marlin in the ondeck circle lazily flipping the bat and casually glancing over there.

{translated from Caribbean to English} "What is this shit? Bunch 'o pussy-ass honkies acting like punkasses cause somebody spit? I'm not getting fined over this shit"

Yeah he looked real casual about the whole thing, at least in the clip. Maybe he grabbed a jersey eventually.

The Braves HAVE to be smarter here. They stand to lose way more than Miami does.

I'm reminded of the line from Three Amigos:

"El Guapo, they called us scum-sucking pigs...US!!!"

 

[HammerDown]

Yanks pitching is their Achilles heel. Dont see hem hanging

And their closer is blowing saves and can't convert a save without at least one ER.

Mariano couldn't get the Cardinals closing job right now and I was thinking about trying out.

No shit, if I had a month to get ready I could get my fastball up past Zito.

 

[Brocktagon]

My wife logs into YT and it suggests cute kitten videos.

I log in and it suggests Brazilian women in g-strings.