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[SmokingMonkey]

Sorry been sick as shit, the whole house really.

We're playing that game at my house too!

We started after Thanksgiving, took 1 week break for xmas then we picked it right back up. It's been my turn the last couple days and it's looking like the rest of my family stopped playing earlier this week

 

[Trudem]

We're playing that game at my house too!

We started after Thanksgiving, took 1 week break for xmas then we picked it right back up. It's been my turn the last couple days and it's looking like the rest of my family stopped playing earlier this week

Its brutal. My 12 year old has been basically sick since Thanksgiving. I flew my Mother in for Christmas and she got sick right before leaving and restarted the cycle in my house again.

 

[TREFF]

Sure am glad Zeke saved me from eating my ass. Those zero touches, zero targets had me worried

 

[SmokingMonkey]

Sure am glad Zeke saved me from eating my ass.

Bet you still practiced tho!

 

[TREFF]

Bet you still practiced tho!

I did one stretch on the beach, knew that if it came to it, I'd need help, so I stopped and prayed

 

[SmokingMonkey]

I did one stretch on the beach, knew that if it came to it, I'd need help, so I stopped and prayed

If you really need to practice, I've got a single friend that tells me it tastes like pennies.

Not my thing so can't say from my experience, but I was engaged/married before the whole dating apps turned into hook up apps thing got going

 

[TREFF]

If you really need to practice, I've got a single friend that tells me it tastes like pennies.

Not my thing so can't say from my experience, but I was engaged/married before the whole dating apps turned into hook up apps thing got going

 

[tlance]

I did one stretch on the beach, knew that if it came to it, I'd need help, so I stopped and prayed

Always got to stretch. We are getting older.

Can’t be injuring yourself attempting to eat your own ass.

Smart.

 

[SmokingMonkey]

Always got to stretch. We are getting older.

Can’t be injuring yourself attempting to eat your own ass.

Smart.

Well we all know Treff wouldn't put up that kind of ante if he wasn't 100% certain he could pay up, if need be.

20yrs ago he was in a ladder accident, fell on the job and damaged his back + broke a bunch of ribs. Doctors had to remove some shattered ribs to save his life. In rehab he notices some added flexibility, starts to experiment a little in the long term ICU. By the time he's discharged, he's a UCHealth legend. They still tell tales of the things he did to himself while simultaneously changing the elevation of his hospital bed and ordering jello, but as the years go by, fewer people believe the stories to the point where Treff the Contortionist is more fairytale than reality.

Zeke had a chance to bring some magic back into Colorado and blew it

 

[tlance]

Well we all know Treff wouldn't put up that kind of ante if he wasn't 100% certain he could pay up, if need be.

20yrs ago he was in a ladder accident, fell on the job and damaged his back + broke a bunch of ribs. Doctors had to remove some shattered ribs to save his life. In rehab he notices some added flexibility, starts to experiment a little in the long term ICU. By the time he's discharged, he's a UCHealth legend. They still tell tales of the things he did to himself while simultaneously changing the elevation of his hospital bed and ordering jello, but as the years go by, fewer people believe the stories to the point where Treff the Contortionist is more fairytale than reality.

Zeke had a chance to bring some magic back into Colorado and blew it

Very true

@TREFF is a man of his word

 

[averagejoe]

20yrs ago he was in a ladder accident, fell on the job and damaged his back + broke a bunch of ribs. Doctors had to remove some shattered ribs to save his life. In rehab he notices some added flexibility, starts to experiment a little in the long term ICU. By the time he's discharged, he's a UCHealth legend. They still tell tales of the things he did to himself while simultaneously changing the elevation of his hospital bed and ordering jello, but as the years go by, fewer people believe the stories to the point where Treff the Contortionist is more fairytale than reality.

Another chapter to the Golden Mountain Saga?

 

[TREFF]

Well we all know Treff wouldn't put up that kind of ante if he wasn't 100% certain he could pay up, if need be.

20yrs ago he was in a ladder accident, fell on the job and damaged his back + broke a bunch of ribs. Doctors had to remove some shattered ribs to save his life. In rehab he notices some added flexibility, starts to experiment a little in the long term ICU. By the time he's discharged, he's a UCHealth legend. They still tell tales of the things he did to himself while simultaneously changing the elevation of his hospital bed and ordering jello, but as the years go by, fewer people believe the stories to the point where Treff the Contortionist is more fairytale than reality.

Zeke had a chance to bring some magic back into Colorado and blew it

I actually did have an extension ladder slip out from under me from about 20' high, about 26 years ago- shattered my right wrist, chipped a tooth, knocked me out. Had to have a bone graft and have this weird contraption sticking out of my arm for 4 months to stabalize my wrist.

No ribs though, and the coolest abilities I got from it were learning how to shoot pool left handed (using the contraption as a guide/ slide- worked damned good, much better touch lefty), and, wipping my ass with either hand.

I was already acceptable at 'the stranger'

 

[averagejoe]

Treff's super power may include trash talking Broncos fans.

 

[Trudem]

Always got to stretch. We are getting older.

Can’t be injuring yourself attempting to eat your own ass.

Smart.

I do that enough sleeping wrong and sneezing

 

[SmokingMonkey]

I do that enough sleeping wrong and sneezing

I guess that's one way to eat ass

 

[Trudem]

I guess that's one way to eat ass

LOL im talking about hurting myself