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Damn, I guess he did too many pull-ups. Oh well, get the surgery done and enjoy a short year back in Kingston.

Edit: I guess this falls under the tragic comedy category.
 
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In other Flames news, here are your captain and alternates for the upcoming season (and no, I am not the old guy second from the left)

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Giordano with the 'C', Russell and Glencross with the 'A's.

/Good for Kris Russell, I like the cut of his jib.
 

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Bennett suffered a shoulder injury in CGY's pre-season but he also battled through shoulder issues much of last season in KGN.

I'm no doctor, but I think it's time for surgery.
 

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Bob McKenzie @TSNBobMcKenzie
Bennett suffered a shoulder injury in CGY's pre-season but he also battled through shoulder issues much of last season in KGN.

I'm no doctor, but I think it's time for surgery.

What would the Oilers doctors do in a situation like this?
 

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Use 7 lbs. of tape and play him 20 minutes a night.

They would use the "tier two" Oilers jerseys thrown from the fans as band-aids
 

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Randy Sportak @SUNRandySportak
#Flames Bennett on why he didn't admit it earlier: “I wanted to play. I'd do anything to make the team and to play in the NHL this year.”

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#Flames Bennett: “I didn't think it was that big of a deal. I guess it's a bigger deal than I thought.”

Gotta love the kid's desire.
 

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time for some tragic comedy

Sam Bennett to have shoulder surgery ... out 4 - 6 months
 

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Well, that sucks, but this needed to be done. Rehab and get ready for next season.

/Too bad we won't see Sam at the WJHC tourney.
 

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And with the first pick Calgary takes...
 

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christ ... that image of the mascot standing over the "dead" firefighter was sent out by the team??? lol I thought it was a photoshop :L
 

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christ ... that image of the mascot standing over the "dead" firefighter was sent out by the team??? lol I thought it was a photoshop :L

this is the part that got everyone fired up I think

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Suddenly, a geriatric penis on wheels doesn't seem so bad.

Seriously, how do these meetings go? Is there NO ONE in marketing who ever says "eh, maybe this isn't a good idea"?
 

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And with the first pick Calgary takes...

I don't know if the Flames will finish dead last (Edmonton, Buffalo, and Carolina I think will also be in the mix), but you know the Flames won't win the lottery (lol).
 

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Suddenly, a geriatric penis on wheels doesn't seem so bad.

Seriously, how do these meetings go? Is there NO ONE in marketing who ever says "eh, maybe this isn't a good idea"?

Especially in the same state where a considerable number of firefighters lost their lives trying to save others just a little over 13 years ago.
 
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