Comedy SILVER out of Calgary

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Holy stinker, Batman!!

Lose 5-1 to Chicago at home last night
Win 5-2 in Seattle tonight.

Flames hockey, it's frustrating.

 

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^

 

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Well, at least Markstrom didn't allow the first shot to beat him tonight...





/It was the second shot on goal.

 

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Lucic needs a permanent seat in popcorn row, he is so bad.

 

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Line brawl at MSG!!

 

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I'm not blaming Markstrom on that goal, but you just want to see more big saves from a $6 million goalie.

 

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Jacob Trouba has laid two massive hits on Flames players tonight and both have been clean.

 

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That's a re-direct to me, but I bet it doesn't count. Hey, it does count and we have a tie game.

 

[mattola]

Markstrom didn't take that well

 

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Markstrom didn't take that well

The funny thing is he allowed five goals, yet is a pretty big reason the Flames got a point tonight, Flames are just not a very smart team, lots of mental mistakes at crucial times.

 

[puckhead]

Jacob Trouba has laid two massive hits on Flames players tonight and both have been clean.

this one was just perfect

 

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It's funny how an Edmonton homer like Dustin Nielson chimes in on this hit when you know he would be calling to put Trouba in jail if he hit McDavid like that.

 

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[forty_three]

Guy was also pretty stellar at the AHL All Star Game.

 

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Guy was also pretty stellar at the AHL All Star Game.

Don't you want to go with the guy who gives you the best chance to win? Right now, that's Dan Vladar and it's not close. I don't know how much of a market there is for Markstrom currently, but I'd hate to move on from Wolf when he looks like he might be a very good NHL goalie.

 

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Meanwhile in Detroit...

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Meanwhile in Detroit...

Don't contracts include clauses about riding two-wheeled vehicles?

Glad he's ok but take an uber man.

 

[esls79]

Meanwhile in Detroit...

I feel like they are leaving out the part that he was also shot at by the vehicle that clipped him.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Meanwhile in Detroit...

Frank the tank was on the radio saying so many nhl'ers use these rental scooters (lime , Bird) on road trips and he expects to see the league issue a message to teams to stop using them. He then recounted a story of he himself "90 pound overweight Frank" (his words lol) using one at a previous all star game without a helmet and thinking he might die

 

[puckhead]

Frank the tank was on the radio saying so many nhl'ers use these rental scooters (lime , Bird) on road trips and he expects to see the league issue a message to teams to stop using them. He then recounted a story of he himself "90 pound overweight Frank" (his words lol) using one at a previous all star game without a helmet and thinking he might die

i was on a business trip to Calgary a couple of years ago and these things were starting to become more prevalent in the downtown.
Walking to my meeting, i see some heavy-ish dude in a suit, breifcase, the whole shebang go zipping around the corner.

turning ratio wasn't quite what he was expecting and he hammered into the light pole on the corner. briefcase flew open, papers everywhere, it was from out of a movie. he gathered what he could, left the scooter on the sidewalk, and limped towards his destination.

i almost felt bad for laughing so hard, but goddamn that was funny.