Comedy Lead out of Ottawa

[Bloody Brian Burke]

That's no way to build a young fan base - In all seriousness, return those onesies.

Sens onesies pose choking hazard, Health Canada warns | CBC News

Approximately 5,100 of the Chinese-made babywear items were sold in Canada between October and November 2017.

Bullshit.

 

[puckhead]

Approximately 5,100 of the Chinese-made babywear items were sold in Canada between October and November 2017.

Bullshit.

sold = at the wholesale lever maybe?





that's the biggest Sens related choking hazard since Patrick Lalime.

 

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What the h-e-double hockey sticks is going on in Ottawa?

Melinda Karlsson has filed an order of protection against the longtime girlfriend of Senators forward Mike Hoffman — alleging a campaign of harassment that plagued the Karlssons after the death of their son and through much of the last NHL season, this newspaper has learned.

The application for a peace bond, sworn in front of Justice of the Peace Louise Logue on May 4, alleges that Monika Caryk, Hoffman’s partner, had threatened Melinda (neé Curry) and husband Erik Karlsson from November 2017 to the date the information was sworn to.

Mike Hoffman's longtime girlfriend allegedly behind campaign of harassment against Melinda and Erik Karlsson

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

So Mike Hoffman's worth about a sack of potatoes unless he ditches his psychotic fuck of a girlfriend, right?

I hope they're deeply in love.

 

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It probably is one of Melnyk's burner accounts.

 

[mattola]

 

[KennyBanyeah]

What the h-e-double hockey sticks is going on in Ottawa?

Melinda Karlsson has filed an order of protection against the longtime girlfriend of Senators forward Mike Hoffman — alleging a campaign of harassment that plagued the Karlssons after the death of their son and through much of the last NHL season, this newspaper has learned.

The application for a peace bond, sworn in front of Justice of the Peace Louise Logue on May 4, alleges that Monika Caryk, Hoffman’s partner, had threatened Melinda (neé Curry) and husband Erik Karlsson from November 2017 to the date the information was sworn to.

Mike Hoffman's longtime girlfriend allegedly behind campaign of harassment against Melinda and Erik Karlsson

Hoffman needs to walk away from that ASAP. Just fucking brutal. But he isn't. What a shitshow.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

It probably is one of Melnyk's burner accounts.

Hopefully one of his burner accounts is @sensforensicinvestigator so we can get to the bottom of this

 

[mattola]

Hopefully one of his burner accounts is @sensforensicinvestigator so we can get to the bottom of this

A sens fan should run that (if it isn't already) with a pic of Melynk with a detectives hat on.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

A sens fan should run that (if it isn't already) with a pic of Melynk with a detectives hat on.

And wearing a monocle

 

[jstewismybastardson]

150% !!!

 

[BGDave]

My crystal ball sees EK moving to Brooklyn in exchange for 2 first rounders in the upcoming draft.

 

[mattola]

And wearing a monocle

And a lab coat. You know all sciencey

 

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Move over Murdoch Mysteries, make way for Melnyk Mysteries...

 

[mattola]

Reading some of the things being said of Eriks wife is nasty

 

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Reading some of the things being said of Eriks wife is nasty

I'm not even going to go there to read some of that garbage, that said, I'm not surprised at the nastiness. Number one rule of the internet is don't read the comments section.

 

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Hoffman needs to walk away from that ASAP. Just fucking brutal. But he isn't. What a shitshow.

 

[mattola]

I'm not even going to go there to read some of that garbage, that said, I'm not surprised at the nastiness. Number one rule of the internet is don't read the comments section.

I just read excerpts from reporters

 

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I just read excerpts from reporters

Reporters with maybe an axe to grind? Nah, that couldn't be the case in Ottawa.