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Just a reminder that if you think your management is bad... Come back to this


Round one
  1. The Ottawa Senators' first-round pick will go to the Colorado Avalanche as the result of a trade on November 5, 2017 that sent Matt Duchene to Ottawa in exchange for Kyle Turris, Shane Bowers, Andrew Hammond, a third-round pick in 2019 and this pick (being conditional at the time of the trade).[4] The condition – Colorado will receive a first-round pick in 2019 if the Senators' first-round pick in 2018 is inside the top ten selections and the Senators decide to defer the pick to 2019[5] – was converted on June 22, 2018.
 

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Just a reminder that if you think your management is bad... Come back to this


Round one
  1. The Ottawa Senators' first-round pick will go to the Colorado Avalanche as the result of a trade on November 5, 2017 that sent Matt Duchene to Ottawa in exchange for Kyle Turris, Shane Bowers, Andrew Hammond, a third-round pick in 2019 and this pick (being conditional at the time of the trade).[4] The condition – Colorado will receive a first-round pick in 2019 if the Senators' first-round pick in 2018 is inside the top ten selections and the Senators decide to defer the pick to 2019[5] – was converted on June 22, 2018.
Are they using Mike Milbury as a consultant?
 

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Can you imagine if Colorado Finished bottom of the league with Ottawa and they got first and second overall lol
 

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Can you imagine if Colorado Finished bottom of the league with Ottawa and they got first and second overall lol

It would be almost as bad as getting a pretty good team in their first year of existence and then some idiot GM trading them Patrick Roy.
 

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Uh, don’t take the bus in Ottawa. This is the driver who crashed into a platform with a double decker and killed three people on Friday.

As per the thread, she crashed into a parked bus less than a month ago :L

 

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Uh, don’t take the bus in Ottawa. This is the driver who crashed into a platform with a double decker and killed three people on Friday.

As per the thread, she crashed into a parked bus less than a month ago :L


So by "after rebuild" it means "after he trades Stone and Duchene to Columbus for a bunch of young guys that will never see the roster for the CBJ"?
 

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Sens shutting Duchene down until trade deadline.


Panarin not playing tonight, and we're in Ottawa next.



EASY
 

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The Sportsnet panel thought it was crazy that Duchene was playing last night in that 8-7 game against Chicago.
 

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Saw friedman say stone will be looking for 10 shmill per if he goes to market in the summer (and i dont mean farmers market where u can get 2 plums fo one)
 

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Toronto media are hyping the Jays this month like they aren’t going to lose 200 games and haven’t totally fucked up the last three years. This is refreshing (more in thread).

 

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Toronto media are hyping the Jays this month like they aren’t going to lose 200 games and haven’t totally fucked up the last three years. This is refreshing (more in thread).


Mendes is a straight shooter.

I hope the Sens lose the next 100 games and Colorado gets Jack Hughes. If possible, more attention needs to be brought to how bad Melnyk and his cronies are for the city, the team and the NHL.

I also want both Duchene and Stone to be flipped to the Sharks after they're traded. The Sharks win the Cup in a sweep and the three former Sens take the Cup and several media teams to Barbados and parade the Stanley Cup along the beach in front of a drunk, old, rich guy's house.

Then they use his tongue to paint their boat.
 

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Mendes is a straight shooter.

I hope the Sens lose the next 100 games and Colorado gets Jack Hughes. If possible, more attention needs to be brought to how bad Melnyk and his cronies are for the city, the team and the NHL.

I also want both Duchene and Stone to be flipped to the Sharks after they're traded. The Sharks win the Cup in a sweep and the three former Sens take the Cup and several media teams to Barbados and parade the Stanley Cup along the beach in front of a drunk, old, rich guy's house.

Then they use his tongue to paint their boat.
How quickly do you think Melnyk called someone at TSN and demanded that they fire Mendes? Or do they just bar him from team functions/planes/etc. now?
 

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Ouch. Sens team that almost made the finals two years ago with their players' current jersey.

Melnyk is a fucking buffoon.
 
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