Comedy Lead out of Ottawa

[thedddd]

The future of Gaborik, still not medically cleared to play, is clouded, at best

This explains a lot.

“Gaborik has not been fully cleared health-wise,” Dorion told this newspaper during a meeting Wednesday. “He’s still in L.A. seeing a back specialist. Once he gets here, we’ll have more information. Right now, I can’t tell you more than that.”

But the fact Gaborik won’t be here for the start of camp and isn’t fully recovered after the procedure in April isn’t a good sign. He can be placed on the long-term injury reserve list at the start of the season and approximately 80 per cent of his $4.875 million salary this year will be covered by insurance.

 

[puckhead]

need to change the thread title to Comedy Dumpster Fire in Ottawa.

 

[mattola]

This guy predicting the Sens lines this season

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

need to change the thread title to Comedy Dumpster Fire in Ottawa.

So we're turning it into Cody Ceci's farm?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

The saddest part about the Sens' current situation is they keep bullshitting about how much the fans are on their side with everything they're doing and have done. Here's the team COO in an interview the other day:


Meanwhile...



That 8% is definitely almost entirely Leaf fans.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Oh god lol

 

[mattola]

Oh god lol

I get that he had more to say but man that pause wow

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Oh god lol

Now with Curb music.

 

[forty_three]

Oh god lol

It is Optimistic to say that they are a team.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

It is Optimistic to say that they are a team.

I'm calling them Ottawa Team from now on.

It's just a nickname, after all.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Stone denies wanting off Team.

Stone denies report he wants out: 'I love it here' - TSN.ca

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Stone denies wanting off Team.

Stone denies report he wants out: 'I love it here' - TSN.ca

 

[dash]

Jake Dotchin - I don't know who Louis Jean is either, is he related to Jos Louis?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Sens official Twitter, Sept. 21: "Earlier this week we received a trade request from Mark Stone and so we had to trade him for important assets.








We're a team."

 

[dash]

Maybe Mark wants to join his brother in Calgary? Flames still have considerable depth on the blue line and even with the addition of James Kneel could use another guy who can put the puck in the net.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Maybe Mark wants to join his brother in Calgary? Flames still have considerable depth on the blue line and even with the addition of James Kneel could use another guy who can put the puck in the net.

I don't know how much Anderson has left in the tank but that might become an option for Calgary at some point.

 

[dash]

I don't know how much Anderson has left in the tank but that might become an option for Calgary at some point.

Yeah, some Flames fans were speculating that Calgary needs a goalie in case (when) Smith gets injured as Gillies and Rittich still look shaky and Parsons is still a year or two away. Let's revisit this in early November.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Erik Karlsson wanted to stay there too. None of them want to play for Melnyk.

The only silver lining is that if they all leave things will be so bad that Melnyk might have to sell.

 

[elocomotive]

I'm calling them Ottawa Team from now on.

It's just a nickname, after all.

How about Eastern Canadian Teamlike Substance?

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Nice back pedal by Louis Jean.


Just to summarize, this guy:

1) Basically fabricated a story

2) Threw his employer under the bus for it being "out of context"

3) Tried to make clickbait with a dodgy story because anything negative about the Senators is en vogue right now

4) Could have waited a week and Melnyk and company would have given him all the real world negative material he needs



What a maroon.