Comedy Kraken Jokes in Seattle

[scoutyjones2]

Kraken are for real

 

[forty_three]

Any team with Oliver Bjorkstrand has a chance to win every night.




dammit

 

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[forty_three]

the bag of milk finally got one.

Against the Habs

 

[dash]

The Kraken have put 8 past Ottawa.

 

[tabascojet]

The Kraken have put 8 past Ottawa.

One goalie?

 

[dash]

One goalie?

Five past Talbot, three past Forsberg.

 

[naslundfan19]

Five past Talbot, three past Forsberg.

Bring in Lalime.

 

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Bring in Lalime.

Maybe they should try the roads less travelled - Damian Rhodes.

 

[naslundfan19]

Maybe they should try the roads less travelled - Damian Rhodes.

Didn’t Sidorkiewicz play there?

 

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Didn’t Sidorkiewicz play there?

Yes he did for one season...

 

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Daniel Sprong just scored his 13th goal of the season for the Kraken.

 

[esls79]

Daniel Sprong just scored his 13th goal of the season for the Kraken.

He’s like a Dutch Lemieux..

 

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Also...

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

A few weeks ago I was at a Nordstrom in Toronto and I saw a dude in the lingerie section that looked really familiar, I figured from sports or local news or something but he started looking toward me so I had to turn around and continue stealing scarves.

Anyway, watched the Kraken-Habs game last night and I saw Sam Cosentino buying lingerie.

 

[forty_three]

Daniel Sprong just scored his 13th goal of the season for the Kraken.

Also...

What I am hearing is they can afford to send Oliver Bjorkstrand back.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

What I am hearing is they can afford to send Oliver Bjorkstrand back.

At least on the stats line it seems Seattle paid fair value for his skillset and Columbus dumped a bad contract

Maybe just a bad fit, maybe just getting outplayed by *checks notes* Jordan Eberle but that hasn't been the coup we thought when the deal was made.

 

[forty_three]

At least on the stats line it seems Seattle paid fair value for his skillset and Columbus dumped a bad contract

Maybe just a bad fit, maybe just getting outplayed by *checks notes* Jordan Eberle but that hasn't been the coup we thought when the deal was made.

Excellent points. Perhaps Seattle can retain the amount we overpaid Gudbranson by.

What I miss most about Bjorky is his defensive play. He always seemed to be in the right place and on the offensive side of the puck it led to an ability to score big goals. Him and Chinakhov could have been brilliant together.

 

[scoutyjones2]

Sprongstrand

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Excellent points. Perhaps Seattle can retain the amount we overpaid Gudbranson by.

What I miss most about Bjorky is his defensive play. He always seemed to be in the right place and on the offensive side of the puck it led to an ability to score big goals. Him and Chinakhov could have been brilliant together.

It’s possible he’s playing well defensively but I’ve only watched a few of their games and they were all defence optional games except for last night against the Habs who are shit so I have no idea.