Comedy Kraken Jokes in Seattle

[DevilishWon]

F Seattle in case you forgot

 

[puckhead]

 

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[forty_three]

Laughed out loud at the response "Is this picture to scale?"

 

[buffhockey]

New part owner:

 

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[forty_three]

Honestly excited to see what he does with Beniers or Wright. Consistently the most underrated guy in the league.

Might finally buy a Kraken jersey now.

 

[forty_three]

1) That page is blank
2) Nice 30 for 2 bucks bic pen, Ronnie
3) No way that signature actually worked on the page with no backing
4) I still don't understand the fish
5) F Seattle

 

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[forty_three]

Must be a lotta horse racing tracks in Seattle. Otherwise, what is he gonna talk about?

 

[elocomotive]

First a hockey team and now another NFL franchise. The crosstown rivalry is going to be awkward though. (PS - Not photoshopped, this is real... and sad. Not sure how this is even possible.)

 

[naslundfan19]

 

[forty_three]

The Seattle Kraken’s new unsettling troll mascot Buoy has confused hockey fans

The Seattle Kraken officially have a mascot and it was certainly not the one hockey fans were expecting. On Saturday, during the team's preseason game against the Vancouver Canucks, the Kraken announced their newest mascot Buoy, a sea troll inspired by a Seattle landmark,

ftw.usatoday.com

What is this I don't even

 

[scoutyjones2]

The Seattle Kraken’s new unsettling troll mascot Buoy has confused hockey fans

The Seattle Kraken officially have a mascot and it was certainly not the one hockey fans were expecting. On Saturday, during the team's preseason game against the Vancouver Canucks, the Kraken announced their newest mascot Buoy, a sea troll inspired by a Seattle landmark,

ftw.usatoday.com

What is this I don't even

I'm gonna start calling him Ba-ba Bouy at the games! Stupid ass mascot

 

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The Seattle Kraken’s new unsettling troll mascot Buoy has confused hockey fans

The Seattle Kraken officially have a mascot and it was certainly not the one hockey fans were expecting. On Saturday, during the team's preseason game against the Vancouver Canucks, the Kraken announced their newest mascot Buoy, a sea troll inspired by a Seattle landmark,

ftw.usatoday.com

What is this I don't even

It looks like the love child of Smurfette and Hunter the Lynx Oilers mascot...Just in case you need a reminder of what Hunter looks like

 

[Destroydacre]

I honestly don't know more than 4 or 5 teams mascots in the NHL, but the Kraken's is without a doubt the worst in the entire league.


I'd love to know who looked at that and was like yeah that's it!

 

[forty_three]

from the scoresheet:
Alex Wennberg (1) Wrist Shot, assists: Matty Beniers (2), Oliver Bjorkstrand (1)

We did not trade Ollie because we signed Gaudreau. We traded him because we signed Gudbranson. If we signed Gudbranson for 2m, we could still have afforded Ollie. If we didn't have his 4m on the books at all we could afford Ollie easily.

 

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7 wins in a row for the Kraken - Can they keep it going?

 

[buffhockey]

7 wins in a row for the Kraken - Can they keep it going?

Break 'em up.