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forty_three

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Honestly excited to see what he does with Beniers or Wright. Consistently the most underrated guy in the league.

Might finally buy a Kraken jersey now.
 

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1) That page is blank
2) Nice 30 for 2 bucks bic pen, Ronnie
3) No way that signature actually worked on the page with no backing
4) I still don't understand the fish
5) F Seattle
 

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What is this I don't even
 

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I honestly don't know more than 4 or 5 teams mascots in the NHL, but the Kraken's is without a doubt the worst in the entire league.


I'd love to know who looked at that and was like yeah that's it! :L
 

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from the scoresheet:
Alex Wennberg (1) Wrist Shot, assists: Matty Beniers (2), Oliver Bjorkstrand (1)

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We did not trade Ollie because we signed Gaudreau. We traded him because we signed Gudbranson. If we signed Gudbranson for 2m, we could still have afforded Ollie. If we didn't have his 4m on the books at all we could afford Ollie easily.
 

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7 wins in a row for the Kraken - Can they keep it going?
 
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