Comedy Kraken Jokes in Seattle

[thedddd]

Along with teammate Duncan Keith.


Pens have protected Jeff Carter and Mike Matheson (and Letang)

Don't get me started on this.

Letang they were required unless he waived his NMC but Carter/Matheson makes no sense. I know by default they had to protect 3 defensemen, I would have been happier if they protected Ruhwedel/Friedman than Matheson!

 

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Carter Matheson sounds like he could have been an actor on 'Leave it to Beaver'

 

[thedddd]

Carter Matheson sounds like he could have been an actor on 'Leave it to Beaver'

Oh he had a few guest spots. I put the "/" between because I was lazy to type out and.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Gotta say, whatever Berge is doing is fucking hilarious.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Dhaliwal saying seattle might take 5 goalies and flip 2 ????

 

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Dhaliwal saying seattle might take 5 goalies and flip 2 ????

It's called a flipuccino

 

[forty_three]

Dhaliwal saying seattle might take 5 goalies and flip 2 ????

I mean, if there were 2 goalies worth anything on the trade market, don't you think the teams that have them now would have already traded them?

Price, Holtby, Quick, Bishop and Jones all have some value but each one is way overpaid for how they perform right now.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I mean, if there were 2 goalies worth anything on the trade market, don't you think the teams that have them now would have already traded them?

Price, Holtby, Quick, Bishop and Jones all have some value but each one is way overpaid for how they perform right now.

Seems to me teams are doing the “hope and pray” this expansion and are wary to give up assets to have seattle take players that teams would prefer losing

dhaliwal mentioned Kaapo Kahkonen from the wild is of interest to seattle

 

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I wanted to see Roger Dorn as one of the options:

 

[sbb122]

Lol, call me an idiot but I’d rather see guys from PJ, AIC, Soundgarden, Nirvana or even Cameron Crowe FFS

 

[sbb122]

Lol, call me an idiot but I’d rather see guys from PJ, AIC, Soundgarden, Nirvana or even Cameron Crowe FFS

Hahahaha

 

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Lol, call me an idiot but I’d rather see guys from PJ, AIC, Soundgarden, Nirvana or even Cameron Crowe FFS

I'll let Jerry Stiller speak for me...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Lol, call me an idiot but I’d rather see guys from PJ, AIC, Soundgarden, Nirvana or even Cameron Crowe FFS

The list of nhl players available for seattle expansion is shorter than the list of shawn kemps kids

 

[jstewismybastardson]

don taylor brought up old seattle sketch comedy show “almost live” … when i think seattle celebs i think the high fivin’ white guys!

 

[thedddd]

The list of nhl players available for seattle expansion is shorter than the list of shawn kemps kids

There is a great possibility that the expansion list INCLUDES one of Shawn Kemp's kids.

 

[puckhead]

don taylor brought up old seattle sketch comedy show “almost live” … when i think seattle celebs i think the high fivin’ white guys!

oh my god, there's a trip down memory lane

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

 

[forty_three]

Lol, call me an idiot but I’d rather see guys from PJ, AIC, Soundgarden, Nirvana or even Cameron Crowe FFS

I know who one of them is!

And yeah. Let me see Eddie Vedder or Kim Thayill out front. Or even Spoonman. Probably not gonna get Grohl because he's from DC area and if he is a hockey fan he's probably a Caps fan.


Actually, if Spoonman recorded all the typical organ songs an arena plays on his spoons, I might even buy a copy. The arena BETTER be playing some Soundgarden during warmups.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

oh my god, there's a trip down memory lane