Comedy Kraken Jokes in Seattle

[dash]

Ok, now that the protected lists are coming out, who is the biggest plug being protected?

The Ducks protected Jeff Delauiers, a 4th line enforcer is our early clubhouse leader.

Zack Kassian is charging strong on the back nine.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Ok, now that the protected lists are coming out, who is the biggest plug being protected?

The Ducks protected Jeff Delauiers, a 4th line enforcer is our early clubhouse leader.

 

[puckhead]

Zack Kassian is charging strong on the back nine.

Along with teammate Duncan Keith.


Pens have protected Jeff Carter and Mike Matheson (and Letang)

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Protecting Holl instead of Kerfoot of McCann is so dumb.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[puckhead]

In case anyone is bored

 

[Destroydacre]

Actually looking forward to an NHL season for the first time in awhile.

 

[dash]

Actually looking forward to an NHL season for the first time in awhile.

I can't wait until the Victoria Clipper starts up again as I am envisioning some trips down to Seattle for Flames - Kraken action at the Krakhouse er Climate Pledge Arena.

 

[dash]

Oh, now you're concerned about cap circumvention. My question is are there any actual rules being broken if this were to go down?

 

[sbb122]

Oh, now you're concerned about cap circumvention. My question is are there any actual rules being broken if this were to go down?

 

[forty_three]

Not a bad potential start lol

I am given to understand that Max Domi is now the cornerstone piece that we are going to RUE THE DAY we lose. Seattle future HoFer for sure.

I don't really think it's likely that we do lose him.

Johnson seems like the most logical choice.

If i was Seattle, I would grab Subban. Not for his on-ice performance, but he is incredibly marketable. He would be a great first "face of the franchise". He would certainly not shy away from every morning TV or radio show for months in Seattle.

Plus he will immediately get involved with the local children's hospital.

Ok, now that the protected lists are coming out, who is the biggest plug being protected?

The Ducks protected Jeff Delauiers, a 4th line enforcer is our early clubhouse leader.

To hear Jackets fans talk, it's Eric Robinson. Jackets fans also loved Jared Boll, so...

Oh, now you're concerned about cap circumvention. My question is are there any actual rules being broken if this were to go down?

I thought I had read somewhere that players selected were not able to be traded for one year back to their original team but I can't find it right now.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Bergevin using lebrun to broadcast to seattle that carey price is being held together by hockey tape lmao … what body part is next lol

 

[Destroydacre]

I honestly hope the Kraken don't take Price. Not that he isn't good, but he's getting up there in age and it sounds like they're already gonna sign Driedger from Florida.

 

[esls79]

Actually looking forward to an NHL season for the first time in awhile.

You're more optimistic than most about the Sharks chances of not finishing dead last this season.

 

[forty_three]

Cap friendly has a calculator/simulator thingie.

Thank You - CapFriendly - NHL Salary Caps

Thank you for the amazing 9 years

www.capfriendly.com

Here's my attempt:

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Kept it under the cap and gives a lot of flexibility in case season one is a disaster. Top line of Tarasenko - Johansen - Voracek could be fun to watch. Expensive, but fun.

 

[Nasty_Magician]

Attempting the cap friendly mock draft simulator made me realize I don't know who anyone in the league is.

 

[puckhead]

I thought I had read somewhere that players selected were not able to be traded for one year back to their original team but I can't find it right now.

They cane be traded back, but not with any retained salary

 

[Judge Fudge]

They cane be traded back, but not with any retained salary

I was making this point in the Seahawks board.

Do you want Price, who IMO is the second best goalie (Next to mega pads) in the NHL right now, with Injury Cloud and knowing you owe him 11 Million BEFORE HE TOUCHES THE ICE.

Or

Cheaper alternative who don't have said issues,

 

[Nasty_Magician]

I
If i was Seattle, I would grab Subban. Not for his on-ice performance, but he is incredibly marketable. He would be a great first "face of the franchise". He would certainly not shy away from every morning TV or radio show for months in Seattle.

Plus he will immediately get involved with the local children's hospital.

This is the wishful thinking of every single Devils fan right now but $9 million for a guy that is at best a second pairing defenseman at this point is a tough pill to swallow.