Comedy Kraken Jokes in Seattle

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F Seattle

 

[DevilishWon]

Based on this tweet I'm with mattola in hating their twitter person

F the Kracken twitter twit

 

[jstewismybastardson]

That tweet was directed at canucks fans in despair minutes after the canucks playoff ru ... errrrr ... regular season ended yesterday afternoon ... troll game on high and i can appreciate it lol

 

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[jstewismybastardson]

Torts going home to Point Roberts !

 

[forty_three]

"Torts is a possibility"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Torts should coach in seattle and live in South Surrey

 

[Judge Fudge]

Please if their is a god..................


LET TORTS COACH THE KRAKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Nasty_Magician]

Haha, I'm just picturing all these fresh faced Seattle beat reporters questioning their career choices after every verbal flogging.

 

[Nasty_Magician]

Alright Fitz, time to earn your paycheck. Start extorting these desperate teams:

 

[elocomotive]

Haha, I'm just picturing all these fresh faced Seattle beat reporters questioning their career choices after every verbal flogging.

"I'm not even sure I'd call those microagreesions, okay? (sniff) I think those were straight up macroagressions! And where is the soy latte I ordered?!?!?"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Haha, I'm just picturing all these fresh faced Seattle beat reporters questioning their career choices after every verbal flogging.

Ian Furness does not have a fresh face lol

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Alright Fitz, time to earn your paycheck. Start extorting these desperate teams:

Lol did GM’s think the price would be lower? Teams have guys they want to protect while also wanting cap relief that Seattle can give them and, like, 27 teams can’t.

So much stupid shit incoming.

 

[Judge Fudge]

Lol did GM’s think the price would be lower? Teams have guys they want to protect while also wanting cap relief that Seattle can give them and, like, 27 teams can’t.

So much stupid shit incoming.

Stupid Shit...


Quick someone take the phone away from Benning...

And the laptop

 

[forty_three]

Alright Fitz, time to earn your paycheck. Start extorting these desperate teams:

cc: Jarmo

 

[mattola]

Alright Fitz, time to earn your paycheck. Start extorting these desperate teams:

anyone that has an account able to cut and paste the players names only

 

[Nasty_Magician]

anyone that has an account able to cut and paste the players names only

Ducks
Alexander Volkov
Adam Henrique
Sam Steel
Coyotes
Christian Fischer
Adin Hill
Michael Bunting
Bruins
Jeremy Lauzon
Jeremy Lauzon
Jakub Zboril
Sabres
William Borgen
Rasmus Asplund
Rasmus Asplund
Flames
Oliver Kylington
Mark Giordano
Mark Giordano
Hurricanes
Warren Foegele
Jake Bean
Warren Foegele
Blackhawks
Calvin de Haan
Riley Stillman
Malcolm Subban
Avalanche
Ryan Graves
Ryan Graves
Joonas Donskoi
Blue Jackets
Dean Kukan
Eric Robinson
Eric Robinson
Stars
Riley Tufte
Anton Khudobin
Jason Dickinson
Red Wings
Vladisloav Namestnikov
Troy Stecher
Troy Stecher
Oilers
Stuart Skinner
Caleb Jones
Caleb Jones
Panthers
Anthony Duclair
Chris Driedger
Chris Driedger
Kings
Kale Clague
Blake Lizotte
Kale Clague
Wild
Cam Talbot
Matt Dumba
Matt Dumba
Canadiens
Jake Allen
Jonathan Drouin
Brett Kulak
Predators
Calle Jarnkrok
Yakov Trenin
Viktor Arvidsson
Devils
Nathan Schnarr
Michael McLeod
Michael McLeod
Islanders
Otto Koivula
Otto Koivula
Kieffer Bellows
Rangers
Kevin Rooney
Colin Blackwell
Colin Blackwell
Senators
Chris Tierney
Chris Tierney
Anton Forsberg
Flyers
James van Riemsdyk
James van Riemsdyk
James van Riemsdyk
Penguins
Jason Zucker
Tristan Jarry
Zach Aston-Reese
Sharks
Ryan Donato
Ryan Donato
Ryan Donato
Blues
Vince Dunn
Vince Dunn
Vince Dunn
Lightning
Alex Killorn
Cal Foote
Yanni Gourde
Maple Leafs
Travis Dermott
Travis Dermott
Alex Kerfoot
Canucks
Madison Bowey
Zack MacEwen
Zack MacEwen
Capitals
Brenden Dillon
Vitek Vanecek
Nick Jensen
Jets
Mason Appleton
Mason Appleton
Mason Appleton

 

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[forty_three]

You could say it's a safe bet.

 

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