Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[thedddd]

The dyed hair, tongue sticking out, Blue Jackets jersey... All very "saint like"

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

He's Big Jeff F'n Carter. On brand.

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

The dyed hair, tongue sticking out, Blue Jackets jersey... All very "saint like"

Aged like a fine wine

 

[forty_three]

The dyed hair, tongue sticking out, Blue Jackets jersey... All very "saint like"

That number went to Jack Motherfuckin Johnson next. Now Kuraly has it. So it's gone from two guys who were pathetic and disgusting and now it merely represents incompetence. Progress!

 

[forty_three]

Aged like a fine wine

You shouldn't mix wine and cocaine.

 

[thedddd]

Aged like a fine wine

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

You shouldn't mix wine and cocaine.

 

[thedddd]

 

[wings-pens2166]

Is this in response to Zibanejad being voted the player to be named later?

Jake did get it by default for whatever that’s worth

 

[thedddd]

Is this in response to Zibanejad being voted the player to be named later?

Jake did get it by default for whatever that’s worth

Honestly I didn't even post it for that reason and not sure if that guys tweet was for that reason.
But I knew Zibanejad would have won the vote due to the fact he plays in NY.

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

Takes me back to my my fraternity days… we had a “freshman initiation” night (first of many) where the freshman were locked in the chapter room, each person with a bottle of MD2020 & a bunch of packs of cigarettes. Nobody could leave until we’ve drank & smoked everything. I think there were 25 of us that night. 25 bottles of MD2020 & 200 cigarettes or so

Team building at its finest.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Is this in response to Zibanejad being voted the player to be named later?

Jake did get it by default for whatever that’s worth

They really need to do away with the whole “one player from every team has to be an all star” crap.

 

[forty_three]

They really need to do away with the whole “one player from every team has to be an all star” crap.

But how else will they sell jerseys and hats and ensure people in every city will watch?

 

[thedddd]

But how else will they sell jerseys and hats and ensure people in every city will watch?

You mean someone actually watches and all-star game?

 

[dash]

You mean someone actually watches and all-star game?

I still like the skills competition.

 

[thedddd]

UPDATED: Penguins Move Zucker and Domingue to IR

So much for the Pittsburgh Penguins healthy roster. On Thursday afternoon, both winger Jason Zucker and backup goalie Louis Domingue appeared on IR, according to the official roster sheets on the NHL’s private media site. There has not been an official public release. Domingue took a shot off...

pittsburghhockeynow.com

Well that didn’t last long

 

[thedddd]

^ And yes he was put on LTIR.

 

[thedddd]

Wow Simon scored a goal!

 

[scoutyjones2]

Wow Simon scored a goal!

Fucking hell froze over

 

[thedddd]

Well they were trying hard to not win tonight but at least they pulled it out in the end.