Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[jstewismybastardson]

this is helping soothe my feelings of my own dumpster fire

Yep this cheers me up too lol. Sorry pens fans

 

[forty_three]

Lucic and DeAngelo will bring truculence and pugnacity to Pittsburgh

 

[dash]

Lucic and DeAngelo will bring truculence and pugnacity to Pittsburgh

Very little testosterone however.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Nothing tweeted by spencer gillis yet lol

 

[DevilishWon]

Lucic and DeAngelo will bring truculence and pugnacity to Pittsburgh

This should keep Bloody Brian Burke busy for quite some time.....

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Burke: I would like my GM to have proper levels of pugnacity, testosterone, truculence and belligerence. That is how we'll manage.

Pens: Wellllll..... OKAAAYYY

 

[dash]

Flames should try to get Jason Zucker from the Pens for Zac Rinaldo.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

Lucic and DeAngelo will bring truculence and pugnacity to Pittsburgh

 

[sbb122]

Flames should try to get Jason Zucker from the Pens for Zac Rinaldo.

As long as you keep Lucic lol

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Ok just cleaned up the coffee from the screen.

I guess the Pens just needed someone around to keep trading first round picks. Found just the guy. Pittsburgh model my ass!

We get a Brian Burke team and we get no more Brian Burke on Canadian media. Awesome deal.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Fuck Dubas should've asked for Pittsburgh's 2023 1st rounder for Kappy. Now NYR's gonna get another 1st overall when they deal Tony DeAngelo for it.

 

[dash]

As long as you keep Lucic lol

He's untradeable.

 

[dare2be]

this is helping soothe my feelings of my own dumpster fire

I'm going to miss this team...

If ever there was a Plandemic, this is it.

Sorry, Pendemic.

Consensus on changing the thread title?

 

[thedddd]

David Moorehouse: "We need to bring in a new President of Hockey Operations."
As a joke Kevin Hart says: "How about Brian Burke?"
NOTE: Lets just use the Director of finance due to his name and I imagine him as a jokester.
<Moorehouse leaves to take a piss>
While back in the board room this is the reaction from everyone else:

<Moorehouse enters the room>
Moorehouse states: "Done deal we got Burke!"
<The reaction for everyone else:

>

Latest Headline reads: Penguins in search of new Director of Finance.

 

[dash]

Would Mike Halford or Jason Brough be a better POHO than Brian Burke?

 

[wings-pens2166]

Lucic and DeAngelo will bring truculence and pugnacity to Pittsburgh

 

[wings-pens2166]

this is helping soothe my feelings of my own dumpster fire

seriously, getting hit by that car didn't hurt this much

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Burke's reputation as a good hockey executive is on par with Oilers brass.

Burke's team performance at his last two NHL jobs, by season:

Missed playoffs
Missed playoffs
Missed playoffs
Missed playoffs
Fired
Missed playoffs
Beat Canucks then lost to Ducks 4-1 in 2nd round
Missed playoffs
Swept by Ducks
Missed playoffs

I wouldn't trust this man to run a god damn Subway.

 

[thedddd]

As long as you keep Lucic lol

I mean Lucic has intangibles.