Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[thedddd]

Jalen Beeks only reason he was brought in was to help this team tank.

 

[thedddd]

"Bob Nutting" -> is the act of blowing the load of all the hopes and dreams a Pirate fan has.

 

[sbb122]

 

[thedddd]

You can go down a rabbit hole all day reading tweets from Pittsburgh Scanner

 

[thedddd]

This guy has the perfect name to be in the Pirates bullpen.

Twins Designate Scott Blewett For Assignment

The Twins announced that they have selected the contract of right-hander and top pitching prospect Zebby Matthews, a move that …

www.mlbtraderumors.com

 

[thedddd]

Let me guess they will have the agreement in place in two weeks.

Steelers Have Brandon Aiyuk Trade Agreement Worked Out; 49ers Extension Offer Also In Play

Brandon Aiyuk may still find his way to Pittsburgh, but the possibility of a long-term San Francisco deal also exists. A …

www.profootballrumors.com

 

[dare2be]

Let me guess they will have the agreement in place in two weeks.

Steelers Have Brandon Aiyuk Trade Agreement Worked Out; 49ers Extension Offer Also In Play

Brandon Aiyuk may still find his way to Pittsburgh, but the possibility of a long-term San Francisco deal also exists. A …

www.profootballrumors.com

The Rooney Bros. Flying Circus doesn't want to be outdone by the B.T. Nutting Circus.

 

[thedddd]

Predators Trade Cody Glass To Penguins

The Nashville Predators have traded centerman Cody Glass to the Pittsburgh Penguins, per Sportsnet's Elliotte Friedman. The Penguins have confirmed …

www.prohockeyrumors.com

Had no clue his value was that low.

 

[BGDave]

Predators Trade Cody Glass To Penguins

The Nashville Predators have traded centerman Cody Glass to the Pittsburgh Penguins, per Sportsnet's Elliotte Friedman. The Penguins have confirmed …

www.prohockeyrumors.com

Had no clue his value was that low.

My sediments exactly.

 

[dash]

My sediments exactly.

Did I ever tell you about the optometrist who fell into his lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?!?

 

[obxyankeefan]

Did I ever tell you about the optometrist who fell into his lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?!?

 

[mattola]

My sediments exactly.

Did I ever tell you about the optometrist who fell into his lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?!?

I swear that 20/20 of the puns on this site are bad

 

[dare2be]

I swear that 20/20 of the puns on this site are bad

What a short-sighted comment.

/Ok, you're right.

 

[thedddd]

Man, you are all breaking the ceiling with these puns.

 

[dare2be]

Woohoo! 9 in a row!

 

[thedddd]

Woohoo! 9 in a row!

 

[thedddd]