Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[thedddd]

Sums up this team:

 

[thedddd]

Lol… the utterly most useless player gets a penalty shot and the outcome you expected happen. Yes he missed the net.

 

[thedddd]

 

[dare2be]

Looking at a 7-2 loss to the Oilers.

Little optimistic there with the 2.

 

[thedddd]

Little optimistic there with the 2.

A few mercy goals when the Oilers decide to let up.

 

[Loco2]

RIP Penguins’ season (press play below)

“Call now to donate and help us buy out some of these overpriced contracts…. Look at this little guy (Crosby), he tries so hard but he needs your help. Look how sad he is. And look at this (Malkin)… OH my god… I’m sorry you caught me off guard… that is tough to look… I’m gonna need a minute. Call to donate today.”

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Always gonna wonder what someone could’ve built around Crosby had the Pens let Malkin and Letang walk.

And then if they didn’t add Karlsson for good measure.

This is a disaster. I feel terrible for Sid.

 

[thedddd]

Always gonna wonder what someone could’ve built around Crosby had the Pens let Malkin and Letang walk.

And then if they didn’t add Karlsson for good measure.

This is a disaster. I feel terrible for Sid.

It is amazing how much Hextall ruined a franchise in such a short period of time.

 

[thedddd]

RIP Penguins’ season (press play below)

“Call now to donate and help us buy out some of these overpriced contracts…. Look at this little guy (Crosby), he tries so hard but he needs your help. Look how sad he is. And look at this (Malkin)… OH my god… I’m sorry you caught me off guard… that is tough to look… I’m gonna need a minute. Call to donate today.”

Funny but what amazes me about the Metro, you have the Penguins with a positive goal differential one of the least amount of GA's but suck so bad (thanks to an awful PP) and then you have this:


On paper and the metrics how the F**k do the Caps and Isle have winning records?

 

[dash]

^

Isles looking to meet or beat the Flames loser points from last season (only three more OT losses will meet it)

 

[thedddd]

Sam Poulin's last 8 games.

No reason he should be sitting in the AHL and we get to watch Jansen Harkins miss the freaking net on a penalty shot.

 

[dash]

This is a disaster. I feel terrible for Sid.

Sid this season reminds me of Iggy with the Flames all those years carrying the team on his back (well, that's not quite fair, Kipper who was honored this past Saturday played a big role).

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Sam Poulin's last 8 games.

No reason he should be sitting in the AHL and we get to watch Jansen Harkins miss the freaking net on a penalty shot.

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Dubas didn't learn the last time he top ten protected a 1st round pick and the pick ended up being 12th overall and Seth Jarvis so did it again with the Karlsson trade.

My guess is you'll see Sid suffer a season-ending injury soon enough to make sure this team finishes with a top ten pick and nobody worth a damn from the AHL making the jump lest they accidently help the team win some games.

 

[thedddd]

Dubas didn't learn the last time he top ten protected a 1st round pick and the pick ended up being 12th overall and Seth Jarvis so did it again with the Karlsson trade.

My guess is you'll see Sid suffer a season-ending injury soon enough to make sure this team finishes with a top ten pick and nobody worth a damn from the AHL making the jump lest they accidently help the team win some games.

Honestly that is part of it, but it is also Sullivan and his total lack of regard for younger players. After his time in WBS and brought Rust/Guentzel with him he really has no willingness to give them a proper opportunity.

 

[sbb122]

 

[thedddd]

After seeing Hyman and the way he is scoring for the Oilers. Guentzel would easily score 50 with them.

 

[thedddd]

This is the last time Harkins scored a goal and he didn't even use his stick.

 

[dash]

 

[thedddd]

This is never happening.

 

[dare2be]

This is never happening.

If only to raise his banner in the rafters.