Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[thedddd]

Oh joy a west coast game going to OT.

 

[dash]

Oh joy a west coast game going to OT.

Caman, don't be such a Pussi...

/Mike Rupp likes this.

 

[thedddd]

JFC…out play the Kraken the whole game so far to give up that goal.

Click

 

[thedddd]

@sbb122 …. Click

 

[sbb122]

@sbb122 …. Click

What a brutal team. Time to blow it up. 87 should be the only untouchable

 

[thedddd]

What a brutal team. Time to blow it up. 87 should be the only untouchable

That loss was a blessing. It stops the false hope they can still make the playoffs. Now should be full on sellers.

 

[scoutyjones2]

That loss was a blessing. It stops the false hope they can still make the playoffs. Now should be full on sellers.

Only an extreme optimist thought this team could still make the playoffs. Letang, Malkin, Karlsson, Riley, Carter, Rakell, and PO are still on the team...

This team needs to get rid of as much as possible and go with Sid and the "Kids." Guentzel goes bye bye for youth/prospects/picks.

Fucking Letang

 

[thedddd]

Only an extreme optimist thought this team could still make the playoffs. Letang, Malkin, Karlsson, Riley, Carter, Rakell, and PO are still on the team...

This team needs to get rid of as much as possible and go with Sid and the "Kids." Guentzel goes bye bye for youth/prospects/picks.

Fucking Letang

Scary how many people think this team had a chance.

 

[BGDave]

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From CapFriendly:​

If EK47 is that big of a problem, you have to seriously consider this dont you?

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ERIK KARLSSON BUYOUT RESULTS​

A Erik Karlsson buyout spans 6 years, has a cost of $10,333,333 and savings of $5,166,667. Karlsson is 34 years of age at the time of the buyout; therefore, the buyout ratio is 2/3. With $15,500,000 in salary remaining, the cost is $10,333,333, and the savings are $5,166,667. Buyouts span twice the length of the remaining years and because there are 3 years remaining in the contract, the buyout length is 6 years. The buyout cap hit is displayed in the Cap Hit Calculations table below.

Retained Salary​

This contract was involved in a retained salary transaction. The resulting costs and cap hit are therefore split between each team based on the percentage of salary retained by the respective teams.

• San Jose Sharks: 13%

Cost Calculations​

BUYOUT DATE	BASE SALARY REMAINING	S.BONUS REMAINING	YEARS REMAINING	BUYOUT LENGTH	AGE	BUYOUT RATIO	TOTAL COST	TOTAL SAVINGS	ANNUAL COST
Jun. 15, 2024	$15,500,000	$12,000,000	3	6	34	2/3	$10,333,333	$5,166,667	$1,722,222

Cap Hit Calculations​

SEASON	INITIAL BASE SALARY	INITIAL CAP HIT	SIGNING BONUS	BUYOUT COST	POST-BUYOUT EARNINGS	SAVINGS	CAP HIT ( PIT)	CAP HIT ( SJS)
2024-25	$10,000,000	$11,500,000	$1,000,000	$1,722,222	$2,722,222	$8,277,778	$2,801,932	$420,290
2025-26	$4,000,000	$11,500,000	$5,000,000	$1,722,222	$6,722,222	$2,277,778	$8,019,324	$1,202,898
2026-27	$1,500,000	$11,500,000	$6,000,000	$1,722,222	$7,722,222	-$222,222	$10,193,237	$1,528,985
2027-28	$0	$0	$0	$1,722,222	$1,722,222	-$1,722,222	$1,497,584	$224,638
2028-29	$0	$0	$0	$1,722,222	$1,722,222	-$1,722,222	$1,497,584	$224,638
2029-30	$0	$0	$0	$1,722,222	$1,722,222	-$1,722,222	$1,497,584	$224,638
TOTAL	$15,500,000	$34,500,000	$12,000,000	$10,333,333	$22,333,333	$5,166,667	$25,507,245 (87%)	$3,826,087 (13%)

 

[thedddd]

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From CapFriendly:​

If EK47 is that big of a problem, you have to seriously consider this dont you?

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ERIK KARLSSON BUYOUT RESULTS​

A Erik Karlsson buyout spans 6 years, has a cost of $10,333,333 and savings of $5,166,667. Karlsson is 34 years of age at the time of the buyout; therefore, the buyout ratio is 2/3. With $15,500,000 in salary remaining, the cost is $10,333,333, and the savings are $5,166,667. Buyouts span twice the length of the remaining years and because there are 3 years remaining in the contract, the buyout length is 6 years. The buyout cap hit is displayed in the Cap Hit Calculations table below.

Retained Salary​

This contract was involved in a retained salary transaction. The resulting costs and cap hit are therefore split between each team based on the percentage of salary retained by the respective teams.

• San Jose Sharks: 13%

Cost Calculations​

BUYOUT DATE	BASE SALARY REMAINING	S.BONUS REMAINING	YEARS REMAINING	BUYOUT LENGTH	AGE	BUYOUT RATIO	TOTAL COST	TOTAL SAVINGS	ANNUAL COST
Jun. 15, 2024	$15,500,000	$12,000,000	3	6	34	2/3	$10,333,333	$5,166,667	$1,722,222

Cap Hit Calculations​

SEASON	INITIAL BASE SALARY	INITIAL CAP HIT	SIGNING BONUS	BUYOUT COST	POST-BUYOUT EARNINGS	SAVINGS	CAP HIT ( PIT)	CAP HIT ( SJS)
2024-25	$10,000,000	$11,500,000	$1,000,000	$1,722,222	$2,722,222	$8,277,778	$2,801,932	$420,290
2025-26	$4,000,000	$11,500,000	$5,000,000	$1,722,222	$6,722,222	$2,277,778	$8,019,324	$1,202,898
2026-27	$1,500,000	$11,500,000	$6,000,000	$1,722,222	$7,722,222	-$222,222	$10,193,237	$1,528,985
2027-28	$0	$0	$0	$1,722,222	$1,722,222	-$1,722,222	$1,497,584	$224,638
2028-29	$0	$0	$0	$1,722,222	$1,722,222	-$1,722,222	$1,497,584	$224,638
2029-30	$0	$0	$0	$1,722,222	$1,722,222	-$1,722,222	$1,497,584	$224,638
TOTAL	$15,500,000	$34,500,000	$12,000,000	$10,333,333	$22,333,333	$5,166,667	$25,507,245 (87%)	$3,826,087 (13%)

Yeah honestly they would be better off keeping him because that buyout would put them in the Wild territory. Not sure this team could work with a bunch of cheap players. Since they have so many other bad contracts on the roster.

 

[dare2be]

Mission Accomplished between the Flyers (Hextall) and Boston Sports Group.

 

[scoutyjones2]

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From CapFriendly:​

If EK47 is that big of a problem, you have to seriously consider this dont you?

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ERIK KARLSSON BUYOUT RESULTS​

A Erik Karlsson buyout spans 6 years, has a cost of $10,333,333 and savings of $5,166,667. Karlsson is 34 years of age at the time of the buyout; therefore, the buyout ratio is 2/3. With $15,500,000 in salary remaining, the cost is $10,333,333, and the savings are $5,166,667. Buyouts span twice the length of the remaining years and because there are 3 years remaining in the contract, the buyout length is 6 years. The buyout cap hit is displayed in the Cap Hit Calculations table below.

Retained Salary​

This contract was involved in a retained salary transaction. The resulting costs and cap hit are therefore split between each team based on the percentage of salary retained by the respective teams.

• San Jose Sharks: 13%

Cost Calculations​

BUYOUT DATE	BASE SALARY REMAINING	S.BONUS REMAINING	YEARS REMAINING	BUYOUT LENGTH	AGE	BUYOUT RATIO	TOTAL COST	TOTAL SAVINGS	ANNUAL COST
Jun. 15, 2024	$15,500,000	$12,000,000	3	6	34	2/3	$10,333,333	$5,166,667	$1,722,222

Cap Hit Calculations​

SEASON	INITIAL BASE SALARY	INITIAL CAP HIT	SIGNING BONUS	BUYOUT COST	POST-BUYOUT EARNINGS	SAVINGS	CAP HIT ( PIT)	CAP HIT ( SJS)
2024-25	$10,000,000	$11,500,000	$1,000,000	$1,722,222	$2,722,222	$8,277,778	$2,801,932	$420,290
2025-26	$4,000,000	$11,500,000	$5,000,000	$1,722,222	$6,722,222	$2,277,778	$8,019,324	$1,202,898
2026-27	$1,500,000	$11,500,000	$6,000,000	$1,722,222	$7,722,222	-$222,222	$10,193,237	$1,528,985
2027-28	$0	$0	$0	$1,722,222	$1,722,222	-$1,722,222	$1,497,584	$224,638
2028-29	$0	$0	$0	$1,722,222	$1,722,222	-$1,722,222	$1,497,584	$224,638
2029-30	$0	$0	$0	$1,722,222	$1,722,222	-$1,722,222	$1,497,584	$224,638
TOTAL	$15,500,000	$34,500,000	$12,000,000	$10,333,333	$22,333,333	$5,166,667	$25,507,245 (87%)	$3,826,087 (13%)

Done.

 

[Loco2]

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From CapFriendly:​

If EK47 is that big of a problem, you have to seriously consider this dont you?

​

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ERIK KARLSSON BUYOUT RESULTS​

A Erik Karlsson buyout spans 6 years, has a cost of $10,333,333 and savings of $5,166,667. Karlsson is 34 years of age at the time of the buyout; therefore, the buyout ratio is 2/3. With $15,500,000 in salary remaining, the cost is $10,333,333, and the savings are $5,166,667. Buyouts span twice the length of the remaining years and because there are 3 years remaining in the contract, the buyout length is 6 years. The buyout cap hit is displayed in the Cap Hit Calculations table below.

Retained Salary​

This contract was involved in a retained salary transaction. The resulting costs and cap hit are therefore split between each team based on the percentage of salary retained by the respective teams.

• San Jose Sharks: 13%

Cost Calculations​

BUYOUT DATE	BASE SALARY REMAINING	S.BONUS REMAINING	YEARS REMAINING	BUYOUT LENGTH	AGE	BUYOUT RATIO	TOTAL COST	TOTAL SAVINGS	ANNUAL COST
Jun. 15, 2024	$15,500,000	$12,000,000	3	6	34	2/3	$10,333,333	$5,166,667	$1,722,222

Cap Hit Calculations​

SEASON	INITIAL BASE SALARY	INITIAL CAP HIT	SIGNING BONUS	BUYOUT COST	POST-BUYOUT EARNINGS	SAVINGS	CAP HIT ( PIT)	CAP HIT ( SJS)
2024-25	$10,000,000	$11,500,000	$1,000,000	$1,722,222	$2,722,222	$8,277,778	$2,801,932	$420,290
2025-26	$4,000,000	$11,500,000	$5,000,000	$1,722,222	$6,722,222	$2,277,778	$8,019,324	$1,202,898
2026-27	$1,500,000	$11,500,000	$6,000,000	$1,722,222	$7,722,222	-$222,222	$10,193,237	$1,528,985
2027-28	$0	$0	$0	$1,722,222	$1,722,222	-$1,722,222	$1,497,584	$224,638
2028-29	$0	$0	$0	$1,722,222	$1,722,222	-$1,722,222	$1,497,584	$224,638
2029-30	$0	$0	$0	$1,722,222	$1,722,222	-$1,722,222	$1,497,584	$224,638
TOTAL	$15,500,000	$34,500,000	$12,000,000	$10,333,333	$22,333,333	$5,166,667	$25,507,245 (87%)	$3,826,087 (13%)

How it started... "One last Cup run!"

How it's going... "What are the cap implications of these contract buyouts?"

 

[thedddd]

How it started... "One last Cup run!"

How it's going... "What are the cap implications of these contract buyouts?"

No real fan of this team actually thought this move was a good idea. I bet most folks who despise the Pens were rooting for this trade to happen. It was awful when it happened and it is still bad today.

 

[thedddd]

Looking at a 7-2 loss to the Oilers.

 

[sbb122]

RIP. My favorite memory of him was bodyslamming Felix Millan at second base

 

[thedddd]

RIP...

 

[dash]

From Ed Ott's wiki page and it confirms the pics that sbb posted above...

Ott was born in Muncy, Pennsylvania, where he attended Muncy High School.[2] He is not known to be related to Baseball Hall of Fame member Mel Ott. Although Muncy High School did not have a baseball team, Ott excelled at football and wrestling

 

[sbb122]

From Ed Ott's wiki page and it confirms the pics that sbb posted above...

Ott was born in Muncy, Pennsylvania, where he attended Muncy High School.[2] He is not known to be related to Baseball Hall of Fame member Mel Ott. Although Muncy High School did not have a baseball team, Ott excelled at football and wrestling

He slid hard into second to try to break up a double play, and Millan punched him in the face with the baseball which elicited that reaction. Unfortunately that ended Felix’s career

 

[thedddd]

Looking at a 7-2 loss to the Oilers.

Well they broke the Hyman.

click....