Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[thedddd]

Speaking of the Pirates

Well they hired a female assistant GM!

Pirates To Hire Sarah Gelles As Assistant General Manager

The Pirates are hiring Sarah Gelles to be an assistant general manager, per a report from Eno Sarris and Britt …

www.mlbtraderumors.com

Don't take my sarcasm as it being a female, but more along the lines they want their participation trophy to make it seem like they are doing something but in reality won't.

 

[dash]

Well they hired a female assistant GM!

Pirates To Hire Sarah Gelles As Assistant General Manager

The Pirates are hiring Sarah Gelles to be an assistant general manager, per a report from Eno Sarris and Britt …

www.mlbtraderumors.com

Things are looking good...Oh not Sarah Michelle Gellar, I'm keeping it.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

LOL...Slippery Rock. I haven't been up there in a while, nor do I care but it was a dry town. You could not purchase alcohol in the town anywhere.

Remember my friends old fraternity was "off campus" not even in the township so they could avoid the campus police.

That was it, we stopped on the way in Buffalo or some shit to buy some beforehand because he warned us about that, then we ran out and she and him had gone somewhere and we couldn’t figure out for the life of us how to get more.

FWIW the cops seemed pretty friendly and took us making fun of their police dept logo very well. Seriously, wtf is this thing lol

 

[thedddd]

That was it, we stopped on the way in Buffalo or some shit to buy some beforehand because he warned us about that, then we ran out and she and him had gone somewhere and we couldn’t figure out for the life of us how to get more.

FWIW the cops seemed pretty friendly and took us making fun of their police dept logo very well. Seriously, wtf is this thing lol

I mean come on isn’t it obvious he is taking a huge dump in the river.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I mean come on isn’t it obvious he is taking a huge dump in the river.

Right onto whatever "SM" is.

 

[sbb122]

Penguins on pace to be outshot 90-12 lol


/15-2 10 minutes in

 

[scoutyjones2]

Penguins on pace to be outshot 90-12 lol


/15-2 10 minutes in

Taking a huge dump in the bay

 

[thedddd]

Penguins on pace to be outshot 90-12 lol


/15-2 10 minutes in

And people wonder why Pittsburgh is the drunkest town in Pa.

 

[sbb122]

Shots are now 24-24 and tied 2-2.

Thus fucking team

 

[thedddd]

Shots are now 24-24 and tied 2-2.

Thus fucking team

And people wonder why we drink too much.

 

[dash]

And people wonder why we drink too much.

Just outside of Slippery Rock...

 

[scoutyjones2]

What the fuck? Jeff Carter scores.

 

[thedddd]

@ the Lightning

 

[scoutyjones2]

Of course Petteresen kept a puck out of the net...have you seen him shoot

 

[scoutyjones2]

Jeff Carter with more goals than Rakell

 

[sbb122]

Jeff Carter with more goals than Rakell

So does Tristan Jarry lol

 

[thedddd]

So does Tristan Jarry lol

Is the first goalie to score in the NHL and AHL?

 

[sbb122]

Is the first goalie to score in the NHL and AHL?

I’m not sure.

 

[sbb122]

 

[scoutyjones2]

Is the first goalie to score in the NHL and AHL?

Did he score in the AHL? I know the backup has done it twice in those leagues. AHL, WHL I think