Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[BGDave]

This Penguins team is hard to watch

Agree to disagree

 

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Juuse Saros gives me hope that Dustin Wolf can be a good goalie in the NHL as Saros like Wolf isn't a big guy.

 

[sbb122]

Do you remember the Florida Panthers fan I Can't Watch? I think he was a denizen of the swamp, I don't recall him posting here at the Hoop.

Yeah I don’t recall him ever making it over here

 

[esls79]

Yeah I don’t recall him ever making it over here

He kept telling me the new board must be nice but I don’t think his PO ever let him migrate here.

 

[thedddd]

I guess they found a keeper on defense with Ludvig. Not afraid to hit and stand up to the tough guys and so far been good enough in the defensive zone.

 

[thedddd]

Welp that ended quickly. Yeah that was interference but they will never call that.

 

[scoutyjones2]

More Penguin puke. you knew they'd lose. Power Play is horrible.

When is Sully gonna take some heat?

 

[thedddd]

Mrs B gets around....

Ryan Shazier's Wife Accuses Ex-NFL Star Of Cheating, Exposes Alleged Texts W/ Woman

Ryan Shazier is a "liar and a cheater" ... this according to his wife, who just put the former NFL linebacker on blast by sharing raunchy text messages she claims he sent to another woman.

www.tmz.com

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

 

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I do some of my best plostering when drunker.

 

[thedddd]

LOL... makes sense watching the Steelers every week in one score games, Jeff Carter playing at all and the Pirates in general.

 

[sbb122]

LOL... makes sense watching the Steelers every week in one score games, Jeff Carter playing at all and the Pirates in general.

Speaking of the Pirates

 

[thedddd]

Speaking of the Pirates

And in typical fashion the Pirates will look to scrape the bottom of the barrell.

 

[sbb122]

And in typical fashion the Pirates will look to scrape the bottom of the barrell.

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I’ve at least heard of Tellez, he’s the modern day Dave Kingman, if I remember correctly he either homers or strikes out

 

[thedddd]

I’ve at least heard of Tellez, he’s the modern day Dave Kingman, if I remember correctly he either homers or strikes out

Yep 1/3 of his hits are HR's and 1/4 of his AB's end with strikeouts.


Dominic Smith was a Met and is essentially Connor Joe but even worse.

 

[puckhead]

Time for a "State Champ" t-shirt?

See, I find this odd. A long long time ago I took a road trip - flew to Toronto to pick up a buddy, drove to Detroit to see a concert, onward to Pittsburgh to see a Canucks game, and go snowed in before that last leg (was supposed to be Black Sabbath somewhere in Ohio).

So in Pittsburgh, we were at a restaurant for lunch, and ordered a couple of beers. They said they don't serve alcohol, but if we had our own we could bring it in. I happened to have a 60oz of vodka in the car (different times back then) so went on get it. When I dropped that puppy on the table, everyone looked at us like we had three heads.

 

[obxyankeefan]

Time for a "State Champ" t-shirt?

See, I find this odd. A long long time ago I took a road trip - flew to Toronto to pick up a buddy, drove to Detroit to see a concert, onward to Pittsburgh to see a Canucks game, and go snowed in before that last leg (was supposed to be Black Sabbath somewhere in Ohio).

So in Pittsburgh, we were at a restaurant for lunch, and ordered a couple of beers. They said they don't serve alcohol, but if we had our own we could bring it in. I happened to have a 60oz of vodka in the car (different times back then) so went on get it. When I dropped that puppy on the table, everyone looked at us like we had three heads.

Must have been a Sunday. Pennsylvania used to have a Sunday alcohol law. You could drink, but you could not buy any alcohol on Sundays.

 

[thedddd]

Must have been a Sunday. Pennsylvania used to have a Sunday alcohol law. You could drink, but you could not buy any alcohol on Sundays.

PA where you need a PHD in alcohol sales to understand where you can buy, how much, what type and what day.

Pennsylvania’s weird liquor laws, explained

Where can you buy beer, wine, and liquor in Pennsylvania? A journey through our unusual alcohol laws.

www.inquirer.com

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

PA where you need a PHD in alcohol sales to understand where you can buy, how much, what type and what day.

Pennsylvania’s weird liquor laws, explained

Where can you buy beer, wine, and liquor in Pennsylvania? A journey through our unusual alcohol laws.

www.inquirer.com

Friend of mine dated a girl who went to Slippery Rock, we went to visit with him once and basically had to use a guide like this to buy some Yuengling lol.

Also my first time seeing kids jump off of 3rd storey balconies to escape cops raiding a party. It was funny to think at that time these kids could go sign up to shoot Al Qaeda in Iraq but couldn't have a beer in a private residence to the point where they had to risk bodily injury to avoid arrest.

 

[thedddd]

Friend of mine dated a girl who went to Slippery Rock, we went to visit with him once and basically had to use a guide like this to buy some Yuengling lol.

Also my first time seeing kids jump off of 3rd storey balconies to escape cops raiding a party. It was funny to think at that time these kids could go sign up to shoot Al Qaeda in Iraq but couldn't have a beer in a private residence to the point where they had to risk bodily injury to avoid arrest.

LOL...Slippery Rock. I haven't been up there in a while, nor do I care but it was a dry town. You could not purchase alcohol in the town anywhere.

Remember my friends old fraternity was "off campus" not even in the township so they could avoid the campus police.