Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[thedddd]

One of the highest paid Pirates last season, yet didn’t pitch an inning.

Pirates Decline Club Option On Jarlin Garcia

The Pirates announced this evening that the club had declined its club option for the 2024 season on left-hander Jarlin …

www.mlbtraderumors.com

 

[thedddd]

They’re giving up 10 two games in a row aren’t they?!?

Wonder if/when that has ever happened prior?

 

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Wonder if/when that has ever happened prior?

I did a quick google search and it replied with the Boston Bruins in 1965. That was before two guys named Orr and Espo were on the team.

 

[mooger_35]

Wonder if/when that has ever happened prior?

That was a first since 1965

Can they do 3? Philly, you are on deck.

 

[thedddd]

I did a quick google search and it replied with the Boston Bruins in 1965. That was before two guys named Orr and Espo were on the team.

Lol… did the same after asking and it was mentioned in the game recap:

Sharks tie NHL record with 11 losses to start year

Last-place San Jose dropped a disheartening 10-2 decision to the Pittsburgh Penguins on Saturday night, the Sharks' 11th loss to start the regular season, which ties an NHL record with the 1943 New York Rangers and the 2017 and 2021 Arizona Coyotes.

www.espn.com

 

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That was a first since 1965

Can they do 3? Philly, you are on deck.

That would match the 1920 Quebec Athletic Club Bulldogs...

The 1920 Quebec Athletic Club Bulldogs had the unenviable distinction of being the earliest team on record to concede 10 or more goals in three consecutive games. According to Hockey Reference, in March of that year, they faced the might of the Montreal Canadiens, the Toronto St. Patricks, and the Ottawa Senators, resulting in consecutive scorelines of 16-3, 11-2, and 11-6 against them. It was a harsh lesson in the defensive shortcomings of the Bulldogs.

 

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The Capitals only won 8 games in their inaugural season (1974-75) which is a record for futility. Will the Sharks get to 8 wins this season? Also, the Caps had 446 goals against that season. Sharks are currently on pace to be over 400 goals against.

/Can they get to 410 which we know is a magic number

 

[jstewismybastardson]

They’re giving up 10 two games in a row aren’t they?!?

 

[thedddd]

Totally forgot the Penguins signed him to a contract.

Andreas Johnsson Linked To SHL's Skellefteå AIK

Johnsson is expected to sign a three-year contract on Wednesday with Skellefteå AIK of the Swedish Hockey League.

www.prohockeyrumors.com

 

[thedddd]

LOL... Even the photoshopped picture of Ohtani is like WTF.

 

[thedddd]

Obligatory

 

[sbb122]

Obligatory

If they played the ducks 82 times a year he’d have 82 goals

 

[thedddd]

If they played the ducks 82 times a year he’d have 82 goals

Lol… this song would be back in the top 40 chart.

 

[thedddd]

It is just Jarry so they won’t call goaltender interference.

Hopefully he isn’t hurt bad and just a cut needing stitches.

 

[thedddd]

. Offside on the empty net goal.

Hopefully they don’t blow it now.

 

[thedddd]

This should be the rest of the season and why can't they find him some mystery ailment to go on LTIR?

 

[mattola]

This should be the rest of the season and why can't they find him some mystery ailment to go on LTIR?
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because they are not Las Vegas or Tampa Bay

 

[thedddd]

Looks like Jarry won't be available tonight.

Penguins Recall Joel Blomqvist, Move John Ludvig To IR

The Pittsburgh Penguins have brought up their top goalie prospect from the minors in the wake of an injury to starter Tristan Jarry.

www.prohockeyrumors.com

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

Brings back memories

 

[thedddd]

As big as Hellberg is this should be him in net:


But no he gives up a ton of the net.