Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[mattola]

just watched last week. got to be at least the 10th time?


And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

 

[thedddd]

i just set up a schedule to tape it tonight lol. funny story

we had movie friday afternoons at an old job... and we had this CTO that was just clueless and he was so big on themed days so he was trying hard to implement them. We watched this movie and the part came up

and saw how the characters reacted and he said under his breath. I guess I am not doing that day lol

god I love this movie so much

Same note.

I had a manager once who had no clue about the Movie. And every Friday we had to give our weekly status. I called mine in the email subject my TPS Report.

He seriously loved the label so much he had the whole team do that, never knowing what it actually stood for. It wasn't until the day I quit that team I showed him the reason. He was a clueless old dickhead.

 

[scoutyjones2]

What's it like to have defensemen that can actually score goals?

What a worthless D core. Fuck no chin Pettersson...and fuck Letang

 

[scoutyjones2]

Cool stat in the Islanders game...Pens 19-5-4 when Crosby-Rakel-Guentzline plays....good thing Sully fucked with the lines awhile back and moved the piece of shit Rusty Razor to that line

 

[scoutyjones2]

Love Towkrapskis style.
Lunge and lay on your belly.

Please don't make the playoffs

 

[scoutyjones2]

I picked the wrong month to quit sniffing glue

 

[thedddd]

I picked the wrong month to quit sniffing glue

I missed the game last night but DeShits is proving why they need a real backup goalie.

Tokarski tonight is holding his own but really is no more than AHL filler/emergency backup and is essentially in the role that DeShits should be.

 

[thedddd]

 

[dare2be]

"I need to know so I can trade him for a bag of baseballs."

 

[esls79]

I heard the Pirates haven’t had a 40 homer player since 1973. I bet on that changing this year - throw some coin on Carlos Santana ending the drought.

 

[thedddd]

I heard the Pirates haven’t had a 40 homer player since 1973. I bet on that changing this year - throw some coin on Carlos Santana ending the drought.

Yep Stargell was the last to hit 40.
Giles got 39, but that was the closest ever since.

And if you want to know the last time they had a 50 HR hitter, Kiner in '49.

As for the Pirates there are a lot of things that haven't happened since the 70's:
Win a World Series
Win a playoff series

 

[scoutyjones2]

Jarry back tonight....

Over/under:

2.5 games before Jarry goes on IR

I have under. More likely 2.5 periods

 

[thedddd]

Jarry back tonight....

Over/under:

2.5 games before Jarry goes on IR

I have under. More likely 2.5 periods

2nd period will re-aggravate it and will be out all season.

He is starting to make Matt Murray look durable.

 

[sbb122]

Tristan Jarry sucks too. I’m going Thursday. I hope McDavid and Draisaitl both have hat tricks

 

[dash]

Tristan Jarry sucks too. I’m going Thursday. I hope McDavid and Draisaitl both have hat tricks

 

[scoutyjones2]

Tristan Jarry sucks too. I’m going Thursday. I hope McDavid and Draisaitl both have hat tricks

I love watching them lose...I actively celebrate their shit-tastic-ness

 

[thedddd]

Hextall is trending and here are few of the tweets:

 

[esls79]

Tristan Jarry sucks too. I’m going Thursday. I hope McDavid and Draisaitl both have hat tricks

So a 7-6 Pens win in OT then?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Hextall is trending and here are few of the tweets:

Teams Brian Burke has been involved with have won exactly one playoff round in the 11 seasons he's been active since he left Anaheim.

 

[scoutyjones2]

Teams Brian Burke has been involved with have won exactly one playoff round in the 11 seasons he's been active since he left Anaheim.

So you're saying there's a chance