Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[forty_three]

@forty_three DO NOT READ THIS POST!!!

Leave it to Jeff Carter to be enough of a prick to not give his own kid an autographed card. "No, you little shit. You need to buy one like all the paupers!"

 

[dare2be]

Sorry Andrew, Nutting still won't get any of my money.

'Feels like family': Inside the unique bond Andrew and Maria McCutchen have with Pittsburgh

“This place is a part of us.” Andrew and Maria McCutchen discuss why they’ve formed such a tight bond with the city of Pittsburgh.

www.post-gazette.com

 

[thedddd]

This gif as a metaphor sums up the goalie play last night.

 

[thedddd]

Vintage Casey DeShits on that goal against

 

[elocomotive]

NHL Records on Display Tonight

CAPS - OV scores a goal to move closer to the guy who scored more goals than any guy in NHL history
PENS - Goal scored by guy whose name sounds more like “bust her hymen” than any guy In NHL history

 

[elocomotive]

Two aging teams in a fevered battle to grab the final playoff spot and get eliminated in six games in round one.

 

[thedddd]

The Penguins in OT this season (note the first 10 seconds only)

 

[scoutyjones2]

Please don't make the playoffs...

 

[thedddd]

Glad I missed DeShits in goal tonight.

 

[scoutyjones2]

Glad I missed DeShits in goal tonight.

Is it wrong that I love the public frustration of the players in their suckage? Or that I want the Sabres to roll past the Pens and make the playoffs?

 

[thedddd]

Is it wrong that I love the public frustration of the players in their suckage? Or that I want the Sabres to roll past the Pens and make the playoffs?

Not at all for both. This team was built to barely be a playoff team and deserve everything they get.

But the only issue with the suckage is they will barely miss out of the playoffs and the NHL won't be able to get them to win the draft lottery.

 

[forty_three]

Not at all for both. This team was built to barely be a playoff team and deserve everything they get.

But the only issue with the suckage is they will barely miss out of the playoffs and the NHL won't be able to get them to win the draft lottery.

Don't worry. You will still get to see Bedard up close for years to come.

 

[thedddd]

Thanks MLB Traderumors throwing salt on a gapping wound.

One of the MANY failures the Pirates had over the years.

Read The Transcript Of Our Chat Hosted By Former MLB Outfielder Chad Hermansen

Chad Hermansen was drafted tenth overall by the Pirates out of Nevada's Green Valley High School back in 1995, setting …

www.mlbtraderumors.com

 

[sbb122]

Thanks MLB Traderumors throwing salt on a gapping wound.

One of the MANY failures the Pirates had over the years.

Read The Transcript Of Our Chat Hosted By Former MLB Outfielder Chad Hermansen

Chad Hermansen was drafted tenth overall by the Pirates out of Nevada's Green Valley High School back in 1995, setting …

www.mlbtraderumors.com

Wasn’t it him that was traded to the Cubs, and the player they got in return retired instead of joining the Pirates?

 

[thedddd]

Wasn’t it him that was traded to the Cubs, and the player they got in return retired instead of joining the Pirates?

Oh shoot I forgot about that. Yeah it was Darren Lewis (had to go check).

Darren Lewis - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

EDIT: The facepalm is about the Pirates and this being the typical Pirates outcome.

 

[thedddd]

Oh joy more DeShits post all-star break.

Penguins Recall Dustin Tokarski On An Emergency Basis

The Pittsburgh Penguins have recalled goaltender Dustin Tokarski on an emergency basis from AHL Wilkes-Barre/Scranton.

www.prohockeyrumors.com

 

[thedddd]

The friendly reminder as they play the Avs that the Penguins could have had E-Rod for a LOT less than what they paid Kapanen.

 

[dash]

Looking for the Pens to do the Flames a solid and get a regulation win over the Avs tonight.

 

[thedddd]

Looking for the Pens to do the Flames a solid and get a regulation win over the Avs tonight.

Lol… this is a joke right?….right?

Seriously DeSmith is in goal.. I see at least 4 goals against tonight.

And the ex-Pen factor. I see E-Rod scoring two.

 

[dash]

Lol… this is a joke right?….right?

Seriously DeSmith is in goal.. I see at least 4 goals against tonight.

5-4 win for Pittsburgh then - Two each from Crosby and Malkin, Rust with the GWG