Comedy IRONy out of Pittsburgh

[forty_three]

^ He doesn't even have to be "healthy" because it won't matter.

 

[scoutyjones2]

Is there any difference in a healthy Jeff Carter and an unhealthy one?

 

[thedddd]

Is there any difference in a healthy Jeff Carter and an unhealthy one?

Honestly hope.

 

[dare2be]

Is there any difference in a healthy Jeff Carter and an unhealthy one?

STOP USING THOSE WORDS TOGETHER! IT'S FREAKING ME OUT!

 

[forty_three]

STOP USING THOSE WORDS TOGETHER! IT'S FREAKING ME OUT!

I know how you feel. Just 2 of those words together make my stomach hurt.

 

[thedddd]

Here fixed it for everyone. This is the only time his name and healthy should be used in the same sentence.

The douchebag Jeff Carter has a healthy appetite for Scott Hartnell's wife.

 

[dare2be]

Here fixed it for everyone. This is the only time his name and healthy should be used in the same sentence.

The douchebag Jeff Carter has a healthy appetite for Scott Hartnell's wife.

Did she FUCK JEFF CARTER?

 

[thedddd]

Did she FUCK JEFF CARTER?

Rumor has it..one of a few women.

 

[thedddd]

JFC… 5 is not enough for the Penguins, I still think the Bruins win this one after coming back.

 

[thedddd]

1 minute left and the Bruins just tied it after being down 5-2.

 

[dash]

Letang is invisible out there

 

[thedddd]

Boston won it with 1 minute left in OT.

 

[thedddd]

Jarry has been bad, very bad. But so has the PP, PK and defense.

 

[thedddd]

Letang is invisible out there

That was Letangs best game of the season.

 

[dash]

Man, the Penguins stole a page out of the Flames book tonight. I still have nightmares about that game in Chicago when the Flames had a 5-0 lead only to lose 6-5 in OT.

 

[thedddd]

Man, the Penguins stole a page out of the Flames book tonight. I still have nightmares about that game in Chicago when the Flames had a 5-0 lead only to lose 6-5 in OT.

The Bruins are a way better team than the Penguins. I had no hope tonight for them.

 

[thedddd]

The Pirates might end up being the best team in Pittsburgh in 2022-2023.

 

[dash]

At least the Pens got a point tonight - Flames blew a 4-2 3rd period lead and lost 5-4 to the Kraken.

 

[thedddd]

At least the Pens got a point tonight - Flames blew a 4-2 3rd period lead and lost 5-4 to the Kraken.

Yeah that sucks

 

[scoutyjones2]

Jarry has been bad, very bad. But so has the PP, PK and defense.

The whole team is a bunch of puke. Outside of Sid and Guentzel