Comedy gold out of Edmonton

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Even in a dystopian future, you can't escape the urine aka "PE"...

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/apocalypse-art-edmonton-1.5838351

 

[puckhead]

uncle daryl cut a cheque.
bet he still asked for a discount...

 

[puckhead]

big hit

 

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Another potential big hit...

 

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Also, Principe got the wrong guy in his tweet above lol...

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

The Oilers are in no position whatsoever to lose RNH for nothing. If there’s no deal they need to find a trade partner.

Speaking of trades, how the hell are trades gonna work between Canadian/US teams?

 

[puckhead]

Speaking of trades, how the hell are trades gonna work between Canadian/US teams?

good point. need to re-quarantine?
presumably they are all being tested every few days anyways...

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

good point. need to re-quarantine?
presumably they are all being tested every few days anyways...

Fairest solution may be a shorter period in isolation with daily testing. That would have to be agreed with Trudeau though.

 

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Kassian on the top line to open camp...

Oilers' Kassian must be productive, physical to reclaim spot on McDavid line

Zack Kassian showed up in his old spot on Connor McDavid’s right wing at the first true practice of the Edmonton Oilers training camp on Monday. Hey, who wouldn’t want to play there?

www.sportsnet.ca

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Kassian on the top line to open camp...

Oilers' Kassian must be productive, physical to reclaim spot on McDavid line

Zack Kassian showed up in his old spot on Connor McDavid’s right wing at the first true practice of the Edmonton Oilers training camp on Monday. Hey, who wouldn’t want to play there?

www.sportsnet.ca

Nurse -- Bear
K. Russell -- Barrie
Jones -- Larsson
Koekkoek -- Bouchard
Lagesson -- Lennstrom
Niemelainen -- Stanton

Matthews might score 20 goals against these guys alone.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Umm yeah..

2 people bear sprayed after attempting to help porch pirates stuck in the snow west of Edmonton

 

[mooger_35]

Hahahahaha

 

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Hahahahaha

The media in Toronto is savage. The media in Edmonton are just dumb.

 

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Oh noes...Somebody alert Jim. Wait a minute, isn't that Roman Reigns

 

[jstewismybastardson]

The media in Toronto is dumb. The media in Edmonton are just dumber.

fify

 

[jstewismybastardson]

The media in Toronto are savage cheerleaders. The media in Edmonton are just moarrrr savage chearleaders.

Would also accept

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

This team honestly never learns do they.

Ken Holland revealed the two brutal injuries Philip Broberg played through at the WJC - Article - BARDOWN

www.bardown.com

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Damn ... just noticed the khaira back check on the hoagie goal ... oof ... forget taxi squad ... thats driving a taxi squad stuff !!!

 

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[Bloody Brian Burke]

Oilers media/twitter is lit up at the prospect of claiming a goalie with a career sv% of .901.