Comedy gold out of Edmonton

[mattola]

My goodness, I don't even think four years in Chernobyl would have done this much damage.

When the fuck did they sign meth Macaulay Culkin???

 

[forty_three]

Heck, if Adam Larsson can get Taylor Hall, Zaitsev could probably land RNH

That's a weird way of spelling "Harrington".

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

That's a weird way of spelling "Harrington".

We already dumped his ass somewhere.

 

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2 goals each for Lucic and Kassian tonight? That's gotta get Chia to the trade deadline, I reckon.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

My goodness, I don't even think four years in Chernobyl would have done this much damage.

Connor is smitty from ray donovan (not to be confused with connah from ray donovan) after the drug dealers he owed money to beat his ass lol

 

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Who? Actually it makes sense since they already have a bunch of neanderthals on the team. Also, now they have a cave for prospect Ethan Bear.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Who? Actually it makes sense since they already have a bunch of neanderthals on the team. Also, now they have a cave for prospect Ethan Bear.

Great pickup by Pete Chiarelli here. Uses his Boston connections to acquire a former Battleford North Star in the Saskatcheeewan Junior Hockey League.

This kid is still growing and he's already a thick body with a very stiff stick. He uses exactly a 69 flex stick to get to the dirty areas. He's still learning the pro game but he's got a large hockey IQ. Chiarelli leaned on former Oil Kings executive Bob Green to identify elite former Western Hockey League talent!! The Oilers will need more moves like this to bolster their revamped re-tool of their latest rebuild. Excellent acquisition by Peter Chiarelli!!

 

[dash]

lol - Just because he almost made the Oilers defense out of training camp is more of an indictment of how bad the Oilers defense corps is, Mr. Staples.

 

[BGDave]

My goodness, I don't even think four years in Chernobyl would have done this much damage.

Since GEICO is a big advert/sponsor down here of the NHL, now I know who the GEICO caveman is

 

[forty_three]

Stage set for Oilers to make panic trade

I am hoping the Jackets have sent Bill Zito and John Davidson to whatever hotel is closest to Chia's office.

(I don't want them to send Jarmo because I need him to find and execute Portzline)

 

[dash]

What the hell kind of journalism is this? Since when do we praise cross-checks on star players of opposing teams?

People fed up with the liberties being taken on McDavid have been calling on Edmonton to play the opposition’s stars a little harder. They saw some of that in the third period, when Lucic put a really nice crosscheck on Gaudreau that had the Flames forward wincing on the bench.

Oilers take it on the chin against Calgary

 

[jstewismybastardson]

did y'all see Kassian on Martinook when he went over the boards and into the bench last night ? what the hell was that ??? lol

 

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did y'all see Kassian on Martinook when he went over the boards and into the bench last night ? what the hell was that ??? lol

Even Lucic was saying "Dude, that's enough" at the end of the clip.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Jimbo needs to play dumb (should be easy ) and somehow pull pullyourRV out of Edmonton for Tanev

Spector is just echoing Coiler management i bet lol

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

did y'all see Kassian on Martinook when he went over the boards and into the bench last night ? what the hell was that ??? lol

Even Lucic was like "Shit dude, that's a bit much".

 

[dash]

Spector is just echoing Coiler management i bet lol

Speaking of Spector, it's the two year anniversary of this gem.

Edmonton officially passed Calgary Saturday night, in both the macro and micro sense of the word.

The Oilers moved nine points ahead of the Flames in the standings and will not be caught by their rivals this season. In the bigger picture, Edmonton is where Calgary was supposed to be by now, well on their way to being a top-10 National Hockey League team with an long and bright future.

Calgary has been the better franchise for many years. They are not anymore, and are firmly in the chase position from this point forward.

Calgary’s a wild card team at best now, while the Oilers are well in contention for the Pacific Division lead.

It’s a big change in Alberta, and it won’t be changing back soon.

https://SportsHoopla.com/yabj9tjx

 

[dash]

“We’re a .500 team because we fix the problem and it comes back, and we fix the problem and it comes back,” Hitchcock said.

It doesn't sound like the problem is being fixed to me, more like a bad patch job.

 

[dash]

This'll fix things lol

 

[dash]

Do I have this right?

Eberle for Strome
Strome for Spooner
Spooner to waivers.