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Oilers will this trade by one letter - Spooner has 7 letters, Strome only 6. First names are a wash.
 

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Can the Oilers give Chiarelli a lifetime contract?!?

 

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That will fix their defense

Other than the stench of the Oilers there is something wrong with the Strome picture. He was very promising as a 20-21 year old and he fell off a cliff with no injuries. One has to wonder if there are personal/mental health issues with him.
 

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I'm not an advanced stats guru by any means, but I think I'm clever enough to decipher the following and determine that it's not good.

"Spooner is statistically one of the most detrimental players to a team’s shot and scoring chance numbers, and has been since breaking into the league on a full-time basis. Out of 300+ skaters that took the ice for 1500+ over the last three seasons, Spooner’s relative expected goals rating was the second worst among players who haven’t washed out of the league since then."

Ryan Spooner Has Been Exactly as Advertised
 

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I'm not an advanced stats guru by any means, but I think I'm clever enough to decipher the following and determine that it's not good.

"Spooner is statistically one of the most detrimental players to a team’s shot and scoring chance numbers, and has been since breaking into the league on a full-time basis. Out of 300+ skaters that took the ice for 1500+ over the last three seasons, Spooner’s relative expected goals rating was the second worst among players who haven’t washed out of the league since then."

Ryan Spooner Has Been Exactly as Advertised
exactly what the oilers need!!!
 

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Turning Jordan Eberle into Ryan Spooner is a really good long con.

Eberle's lowest point total in the last five years is two points lower than Spooner's career high.
 

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When you've just scored but remember you still play for the Oilers...

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McLellan is going to fall on the sword for Chia, isn't he?

 

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Jesus Christ these people are nuts lol


That was Bob Stauffer aka the Edmonton Minister of Disinformation - Why should Tkachuk fight Kassian, it was Draisaitl that slew-footed him earlier in the period and sent him temporarily to the locker room, Leon has at least 3 inches and probably 25 lbs on Matthew.
 
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