Comedy gold out of Edmonton

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I thought we were getting a hi-rise condo. Nope, gravel parking lot (lol)

Katz group hopes to build 800-stall gravel parking lot behind Rogers Place

 

[forty_three]

Nail Yakupov’s trade value is at bargain basement levels

 

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Nail Yakupov’s trade value is at bargain basement levels

Bargain basement might be a tad harsh, but his value is definitely sliding...

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

3rd round pick for Yakupov?

 

[forty_three]

3rd round pick for Yakupov?

You know what? I would. Then we'd have the first two overall from that draft.

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

You know what? I would. Then we'd have the first two overall from that draft.

The Isles don't have a 2nd or a 3rd so they're out.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

I'd give up a 3rd for Yak too.

There's obviously a ton of talent there that hasn't panned out yet, but who knows what happens if he manages to escape from Edmonton.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

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Gene Principe‏@GenePrincipe

Only June 28 but one source said 100% and another 95% that @MilanLucicCFC17 will sign with @EdmontonOilers on July 1.Let's see if it happens

Another 6x6 contract?!? Please make it so.

 

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Glad to see that Sideshow Bob is along for the tour...

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Glad to see that Sideshow Bob is along for the tour...

 

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Maybe the tour worked?!?

Cult of Hockey: Oilers have deals worked out with Lucic and Demers, says Journal reporter Curtis Stock

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Maybe the tour worked?!?

Cult of Hockey: Oilers have deals worked out with Lucic and Demers, says Journal reporter Curtis Stock

Ooohhhh. Please let them have given Lucic 8 shmil per year to average 15 goals per year for the next 7 years.

Pretty please.

Demers is a useful player, but he's not what their D needs. They need a #1 D and he ain't it.

 

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Henceforce, to be known as Jason Emers because as well all know there is no 'D' in Edmonton.

/We should call it Emonton.

 

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A Bruins beat writer with the last name 'Bean'. That's like an ice cream guy whose last name is 'Cone'.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Glad to see that Sideshow Bob is along for the tour...

"Our roster has been under construction for so fucking long you need full PPE just to talk to us!"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

A Bruins beat writer with the last name 'Bean'. That's like an ice cream guy whose last name is 'Cone'.

Moj from the cesspool said no deal is done with edm. And he washed looches balls so thats 100% a mojfact

 

[mattola]

Moj from the cesspool said no deal is done with edm. And he washed looches balls so thats 100% a mojfact

fuck dude you make me laugh lol

 

[Puck082]

If Lucic goes to EDM you better believe Hall or RNH are gone.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

If Lucic goes to EDM you better believe Hall or RNH are gone.

That would be the logical move, so don't expect it to happen.

Remember, we're talking Edmonton.