Comedy gold out of Edmonton

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#McDavidmeetsMessier

 

[BGDave]

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Is that an old Export stubby I see?

No, I meant the beer bottle.

 

[forty_three]

Hey Mark, that's a very Nikitian haircut you have.

 

[esls79]

That's more like it.

 

[esls79]

We want 10.

/one of these times it will work

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Man. McDavid's gonna be a great, isn't he.

Lord, please bless us with a trade demand by your son McJesus. Such a divine being deserves better than Edmonton.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

We want 10.

/one of these times it will work

Ducks got their 10th goal of the season so you got that

 

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Man. McDavid's gonna be a great, isn't he.

Lord, please bless us with a trade demand by your son McJesus. Such a divine being deserves better than Edmonton.

The worst part is that Oilers fans have come out of hiding and are reverting back to their annoying, obnoxious, swarmy ways.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

The worst part is that Oilers fans have come out of hiding and are reverting back to their annoying, obnoxious, swarmy ways.

Reverting?

 

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Background: Oilers fan angry that a Edmonton goal was waived off due to a successful Hartley challenge of goaltender interference...

 

[elocomotive]

Oh good christ...

 

[elocomotive]

^Also, a pet peeve of note. I can barely understand a word in that song. I'm fine with rockers or r&b artists that have sloppy enunciation because they are singing and have (hopefully) interesting accompaniment with their song, so the lyrical content is not the sole attraction. But when you're a rapper, we better be able to understand the god damn words.

Also, shocker that "Raspy Balboa" has a face tatoo and isn't a fan of shirts with sleeves.

 

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^Also, a pet peeve of note. I can barely understand a word in that song. I'm fine with rockers or r&b artists that have sloppy enunciation because they are singing and have (hopefully) interesting accompaniment with their song, so the lyrical content is not the sole attraction. But when you're a rapper, we better be able to understand the god damn words.

Also, shocker that "Raspy Balboa" has a face tatoo and isn't a fan of shirts with sleeves.

First off, I agree with your eloco. However, I would add that I don't think you or I are the target demographic for Raspy.

 

[elocomotive]

First off, I agree with your eloco. However, I would add that I don't think you or I are the target demographic for Raspy.

Meeting with record company execs...

Exec: Raspy, we have some issues with your sales so far.
Raspy: 'Sup, dog?
Exec: Don't get me wrong, we are doing great with young teens. But we need more sales to those over 50. And frankly, your sales to individuals with androgenic alopecia are absolutely terrible.
Raspy: That's real.

 

[mooger_35]

LeBrun: Oilers defence is still, at times, a tirefire

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Shoulder injury for mcjesus

Clear the track. Coil r gunning for the 2016 #1 overall pick

 

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Terry Jones Verified account ‏@sunterryjones McDavid in the hallway outsite Oilers dressing room with skates off and arm/shoulder in a sling. It's serious.

 

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Yes, I poke fun at the Oil, but you don't want to see anybody hurt.

 

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[jstewismybastardson]

Yes, I poke fun at the Oil, but you don't want to see anybody hurt.

Coilers fans r lovin their boy terry jones right now!