Comedy CowPies in the 'Lumbus

[forty_three]

Also, the kid from Port Moody is pretty good.

As a goalie, you just throw your hands up on shots like that.

 

[forty_three]

Also got word on my player who got hurt last night. Nothing broken, sprain in neck. Low grade concussion, will be in a neck brace for a week, expected to be cleared in 2-3 weeks provided the concussion symptoms are gone.

 

[dash]

Also, the kid from Port Moody is pretty good.

As a goalie, you just throw your hands up on shots like that.

Jeff Marek on Sekeres and Price earlier today saying that Waddell has considerable interest in Petey. The Jackets have tons of cap space as well.

 

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Should Zach Werenski be getting some consideration for the Norris? He's having a terrific season for the Blue Jackets.

 

[forty_three]

Jeff Marek on Sekeres and Price earlier today saying that Waddell has considerable interest in Petey. The Jackets have tons of cap space as well.

Rantanen, Ehlers, Boeser and Granlund are all UFA and won't cost anything but money to get.

So is Aaron Ekblad for that matter.



You expect that Petey would cost one of Fantilli, Mateychuk or Johnson. No thank you.

 

[forty_three]

You can have my air fryer when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

 

[puckhead]

What's in the bucket?
Dude could be on a legitimate quest

 

[dash]

Darn, Jet lost his shutout with 11 seconds left in the 3rd period. Nice win in St. Loo though.

 

[forty_three]

What did we do to deserve this?


Note: whoever typo'ed the link is saving thousands of people.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Yeah this has to be one of the best contracts in the league right now.

 

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Yeah this has to be one of the best contracts in the league right now.

I just performed a quick sort/lookup and the Jackers are currently 4th as far as goals scored this season is concerned with 149. However, they are still -2 on the year as they have allowed 151 goals.

 

[forty_three]

Yeah this has to be one of the best contracts in the league right now.

And he's the biggest joker in the room, everyone loves him. Fantilli said that Marchenko translates what Voronkov is saying but that he isn't sure if Marchenko is telling the truth about what Voronkov is saying.

Saw a stat that the Jackets are +28 at 5v5 with him on the ice and -23 when he isn't. I can barely comprehend that.

Don't wait for him to get anywhere close to free agency. Pay him. Now.

 

[forty_three]

Young Zachary Werenski has just scored a point in his 17th consecutive home game.

Also, with that, takes the goal scoring lead league wide for defensemen at 14.

 

[forty_three]

Zach got number 15 as well. And the aforementioned Kiriil Marchenko won it in the coin toss

Dimitri Filipovic (@dimfilipovic.bsky.social)

Marchenko is the man

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48 points and into WC1. 4 point lead on most of the ones chasing them.

 

[esls79]

Evason for Jack Adams

 

[forty_three]

Twatwaffle retweeted all the responses to his tweet saying Tarasov was in net last night after the win.

Sometimes middle school girls can do funny things.

 

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