Comedy CowPies in the 'Lumbus

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Blue Jackets currently lead the Metro division with a -1 goal differential.

 

[puckhead]

Blue Jackets currently lead the Metro division with a -1 goal differential.

up until about 10pm last night, Canucks were leading the Pacific at -6
i don't think we'll be seeing the top of that division again, though.

 

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[forty_three]

Cam Hatkinson is the first star of the week. 8 points, 5 goals and his fifth career hat trick.

Well done, ya little waterbug.

 

[forty_three]

Carpool with the Captain | Jones

These are cool, but this one struck me as extra funny. I want to know who all the guys who couldn't get out of the beginner escape room were.

 

[puckhead]

If any of you Columboids go to the festivals, there are a couple of good Canadian bands that are must see's

Black Pistol Fire and the Glorious Sons are both terrific live shows

 

[forty_three]

If any of you Columboids go to the festivals, there are a couple of good Canadian bands that are must see's

Black Pistol Fire and the Glorious Sons are both terrific live shows

It is called "Sonic Temple" and the Cult is playing. Why they are not top billed is a mystery. C'MON MAN



Might go. A few solid bands there (besides the Cult). Plus, it's been too long since I've seen Rollins live.

 

[gob]

43's favorite reporter is reporting that the Jackets and Panarin's agent will discuss his future around the all star break.

 

[forty_three]

43's favorite reporter is reporting that the Jackets and Panarin's agent will discuss his future around the all star break.

In completely unrelated news, The Athletic is 60% off for Cyber Monday. Use promo code "pleasepayattentiontotwatwaffle"

 

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You can get a free t-shirt with twatwaffle's mug on it

 

[forty_three]

LOL

Even Milstein (Panarin's agent) is trolling twatwaffle. So Zito and Jarmo met with Milstein in Detroit yesterday. The primary focus was two Russians (Gavrikov and someone else whose name escapes me at the moment) who are on expiring contracts in the K and are considering coming over here. Plus they agreed to sit down during all star break and assess breadman situation.

Twatwaffle posted a typical click-baity piece in his subscription site (it's on sale - ORDER NOW) about nothing at all.

So Custance posts a photo of Milsten, Zito and Jarmo and Milstein reacts thusly.

 

[forty_three]

Jackets prospect Elvis Merzlikins going old school.

 

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Jackets prospect Elvis Merzlikins going old school.

Hey, he looks like Patrick Roy circa 1986.

 

[mattola]

Jackets prospect Elvis Merzlikins going old school.

Guy in my old beer league wore this mask but he customized it to add mini "cages" around the eyes and have aittle more padding in his face. It was pretty cool looking and I can't say how safe it was, but they let him play

 

[forty_three]

Guy in my old beer league wore this mask but he customized it to add mini "cages" around the eyes and have aittle more padding in his face. It was pretty cool looking and I can't say how safe it was, but they let him play

My first was a hand me down one of those when I was 8. I cannot imagine how there is enough padding on earth to make that safe.

But yeah, they look awesome. If I didn't have to constantly buy gear for my son who will NOT stop growing I'd start a collection of those for the man cave. Pelle first, then Cheever. Then probably John Davidson.

 

[forty_three]

I showed this to Mrs 43 and she said "Oh my God I want one!".



Now I am wondering if she meant the puppies or the Swedish Dreamboat. And I am afraid to ask.

 

[mattola]

My first was a hand me down one of those when I was 8. I cannot imagine how there is enough padding on earth to make that safe.

But yeah, they look awesome. If I didn't have to constantly buy gear for my son who will NOT stop growing I'd start a collection of those for the man cave. Pelle first, then Cheever. Then probably John Davidson.

My top 3

 

[puckhead]

#1

 

[forty_three]

Fletcher and Francis must have said no.

 

[gob]

That was a nice shot by Panarin last night.


Unfortunately, after he's gone, nobody else on the team will be able to hit that.