Comedy CowPies in the 'Lumbus

[forty_three]

I like the good old days better. When beat writers "knew stuff" but had the discretion and decency to keep most all of it out of the public eye. Clearly Duby has some real issues, and they are none of our business. Best for him if the public spotlight is pointed elsewhere.

Or, he's not recovering fast enough and they want a second opinion. The only person fucking that "serious problems" chicken is Twatwaffle.

If Portzline wasn’t going to write anything about the real reason Dubi went home he shouldn’t have written anything beyond “he was sent home”.

There are a number of reasons I dubbed him Twatwaffle. He has been doing this stupid shit for years. He is the main reason the city hates Nash because he reported that Nash asked for a trade.

I know Rick's brother. The team went to him and said "We can't get better while you are in your prime. We can trade you somewhere that will help you." He reluctantly agreed. He rents an apartment in NYC. He LIVES here.

Twatwaffle is a twatwaffle.

I checked news articles for any information on Brandon Dubinsky joining ISIS this morning and there are no reports available on that topic at this time.

I also called and asked about people being added to the witness protection program for turning evidence about satanic cults. He's not on that list either.

Duby's agent is refuting the stuff that Portzline wrote in the Athletic...

Agent: Dubinsky not in trouble with CBJ - Article - TSN

Who would have expected an agent to make a statement like THAT? Groundbreaking.

Im on the side of not going with a story based on knowledge the writer may have and has no intention of disclosing ... whats the purpose of that??? all thats being floated is innuendo and speculation ... Is the goal to force Dubinsky to come forward and disclose something to the public here ... and if so why ????

Twatwaffle worked for the Columbus Dispatch. That's small potatoes. He got hired to write for some shitty subscription only website.

And how do you increase subscriber count on your shitty subscription website? You put salacious stories behind a pay wall. People get curious and sign up to read. Doesn't matter if it's true, he's getting paid to bring in subscribers. He will print anything in order to do so. Like a car salesman telling you that car was owned by a little old lady from Pasadena who only drove it to go grocery shopping once a week. He's a hack. A Charlatan. He doesn't give even a single fuck about getting any details right. He's hunting clicks and ad revenue.

He's the NHL's Alex Jones.

If you're arrested and charged, that's public domain. That should definitely be reported on.

And if he was, it would have been. As it should.





God dammit, I hate that I am having to defend Dubisnky. I've wanted his ass gone for years. But NO ONE outside the club knows what's going on, and until he or the club tells us what is, I am giving him the benefit of the doubt. And if Twatwaffle told me the sky was blue, I'd be seeking a second opinion.

 

[forty_three]

So nice to see Zach Werenski all jazzed up to be in Tampa, and on the owner's private plane to boot! LOOK AT THAT SMILE!

 

[forty_three]

 

[esls79]

I see Dubinsky just scored. I didn't realize he was out on bail.

 

[forty_three]

I see Dubinsky just scored. I didn't realize he was out on bail.

Fake News.

In the arena they called it Savard's goal. The God Damned Hero was tied up with Suter and it looked to me like it bounced off Suter's butt or arm.

 

[puckhead]

Fake News.

In the arena they called it Savard's goal. The God Damned Hero was tied up with Suter and it looked to me like it bounced off Suter's butt or arm.

better check the police blotter just to be sure.

 

[forty_three]

better check the police blotter just to be sure.

I am hearing from sources inside the locker room that he did score the goal, but the team took it away from him for disciplinary reasons that could jeopardize his career and modeling contracts.

Read the details on my subscription website www.twatwafflemakesshitup.org.

 

[forty_three]

Oh man, if I see this car on the road...

I HOPE TO GOD it's a Nissan Cube.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I'm surprised those made it through the process. Ohio always has a long list of rejects:

https://jalopnik.com/heres-every-personalized-license-plate-ohio-rejected-th-1821422096

 

[puckhead]

still the champ

 

[forty_three]

Reports that even Torts' lapdog wants out.

 

[Sgt Brutus]

This team needs a shakeup. I'm looking at you, Tortellini.

 

[forty_three]

This team needs a shakeup. I'm looking at you, Tortellini.

Unless you're talking about him being fired, I don't necessarily want him leading the shakeup. His idea of a shakeup is long practices, more blocked shots and Brandon Dubinsky on the top line.

Johnson, Dubinsky and Calvert need to go. Bjorkstrand needs more ice time. I would love him with Panarin and Wennberg.

Whoever is in charge of the Power Play needs to be shot out of the cannon.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

This team needs a shakeup. I'm looking at you, Tortellini.

Has any coach been fired this year? Doubt Torts will be the first to go.

Only 1 of Columbus' top 5 highest-paid forwards are in their top 5 in team scoring. I feel like there's a problem there that goes a little past the coach.

 

[gob]

Tonight's game is yuuge...they need to take 2 points here

 

[Sgt Brutus]

Unless you're talking about him being fired, I don't necessarily want him leading the shakeup. His idea of a shakeup is long practices, more blocked shots and Brandon Dubinsky on the top line.

Johnson, Dubinsky and Calvert need to go. Bjorkstrand needs more ice time. I would love him with Panarin and Wennberg.

Whoever is in charge of the Power Play needs to be shot out of the cannon.

Johnson has been horrid. I'm also worried Murray has a David Clarkson-like back issue

 

[Sgt Brutus]

Tonight's game is yuuge...they need to take 2 points here

Yep, this whole month is games against Metro foes. This team needs to get hot like last year. I'm not saying we win 16 in a row but we need to come out of this month with at least 6 or 7 out of 10.

 

[forty_three]

Yep, this whole month is games against Metro foes. This team needs to get hot like last year. I'm not saying we win 16 in a row but we need to come out of this month with at least 6 or 7 out of 10.

The next four are all "must win". Then the Leafs would be a nice one to win, then the next four after that are "Must win", especially if they don't win all four this week.

This is the season, this week.

Johnson has been horrid. I'm also worried Murray has a David Clarkson-like back issue

Something is definitely up with Murray, and I hope it gets resolved soon. He may not make the highlight reels like Jones and Werenski, but you cannot deny the team is worse when he isn't there.

 

[gob]

Yep, this whole month is games against Metro foes. This team needs to get hot like last year. I'm not saying we win 16 in a row but we need to come out of this month with at least 6 or 7 out of 10.

Sweep the Devils, Flyers, beat NYI, and win 2/4 of the Capitals, Penguins games at least.

 

[forty_three]

Torts won't be first fired, but I hope management understands his shelf life is ` 4 years.

If a good coach gets let go elsewhere (Quenneville, MacLellan, etc) I hope that the Jackets will have the sense to grab on and let Torty go away. No good coaches on the market right now.


And as much as it pains me, Torts isn't the whole problem. The Powerplay is complete shit. Larsen should be canned.