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But a rewarding one for the future (if they keep it up)
Need to work out a defensive structure that suppresses shots. We're getting goaltending, so cutting shots by 50% is gonna get some wins. I am just fine with Korpi keeping that trade value up. Another month and some expected playoff team is gonna start to worry about their tendy. Then we can pounce.

And give the Red Wimgs credit, they are a good, young and fast team.
 
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Young Kid Cole gets his first in the NHL. Currently the youngest player in the league.

Chinakhov has been robbed twice by Sorokin. Feels like we'll see his first here soon.
 
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Young Kid Cole gets his first in the NHL. Currently the youngest player in the league.

Chinakhov has been robbed twice by Sorokin. Feels like we'll see his first here soon.
:L own goal
 

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Actual text conversation just now.

Boy: Nice goal by Sillinger
Me: Yeah. He's 9 months younger than you, by the way. What did you accomplish today?
Boy: Went to Goodwill and bought a pair of shorts so I didn't have to do laundry yet.

*Little bit of time passes*

Boy: He really is that much younger than me.
Boy: I also went to the dining hall and had ramen.
Me: Don't you have Ramen in your room?
Boy: Yes, but that requires microwaving water. It's already made over there.
 

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Boy: Don't tell me Laine is younger than me too
Me: No, 3ish years older
Boy: Good
Me: But he drives a Lamborghini

*pause*

Boy: Could he pass the national Latin exam?
Me: Probably not
Boy: Ha! In yer face blondie
 

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Hey may very well be made of Kevlar.
 

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I do miss watching Bob Probert punch this guy

One question and one observation.

What god awful song is that?

He looks like George Costanza and dances like Elaine Benes.
 

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We interrupt this episode of "Tie Talk" to bring you the news that Gregory Hofmann has his first in the NHL.

And Cole Sillinger.... has his first Toronto review go against him.
 

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Update: Sillinger just rocked Pavelski and then rag-dolled Gurianov when Gurianov took exception to it.






No dash, he is not coming back to Medicine Hat.
 

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So...Fuck Dallas?
In Elvis' words:
FCl2NBoWUAMFCYt


Yes, fuck Dallas.

I hope the guy got tossed.

Like Silly tossed Gurianov.
 

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So...Fuck Dallas?

In Elvis' words:
FCl2NBoWUAMFCYt


Yes, fuck Dallas.

I hope the guy got tossed.

Like Silly tossed Gurianov.


Does anybody else long for the days that every hard hit didn’t lead to a dumb ass fight?

I am a fan of fighting in hockey but this has been out of hand for years.
 

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Does anybody else long for the days that every hard hit didn’t lead to a dumb ass fight?

I am a fan of fighting in hockey but this has been out of hand for years.

NHL PLAYERS : "LET US PLAY THE GAME THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYED"..
ALSO NHL PLAYERS: "YOU CLEANLY HIT MY TEAMMATE, YOU MUST ANSWER FOR THAT"


I've been annoyed by it for a while
 
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