Comedy CowPies in the 'Lumbus

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Not visible here, but Foligno shook the dogs' paws.



Elvis.

Looking for the goal line angle. He got back, dove across the crease and got his blocker on a sure goal.

ELVIS

 

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Foly Huck.

 

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Elvis always did dominate in Vegas.

 

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ha

 

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Who the fuck is Greg Wyskinski?

Elvis usually hangs out a long time and talks with/goofs off with the local guys after every practice. He says (in his third language) this is going to be a huge adjustment and he needs to focus so he won't be as accommodating for the time being. PLUS it was a skate with the pros event and he wanted to be first on the ice with the kids at that moment. Twatwaffle (surprise) misconstrues it and this douche jumps on to support Twatwaffle.

Follow up:

Elvis is 5-2-0 with a shutout and a 1.88 GAA and 964 sv%

 

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Really important happenings at Jackets practice today:

I mean yeah. Peeke, Atkinson and Bjorkstrand are back on the ice. but that pales in comparison to this:

 

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Two gooseggs in a row for the Latvian Maniac.

 

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Stupid work. Fucked around with my schedule, so I had to give tickets for last night to my brother.

 

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lol

 

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I see the witch doctor I hired is working well.

 

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3 shutouts in the last 4 games.

The kid might just work out.


Also, good news:

 

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Apparently, Elvis is a little tired.


Good luck kid. Rough assignment for your debut, but hey we threw the Penguins at Elvis.

 

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Took a girl to the game last night. It was her first game. I didn't warn her about the cannon, and watched her after the first goal... Jumped pretty good, haha

 

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Update, Bjorkstrand with both goals, including the winner with 25 seconds left and Matiss with 33 of 34 saves for the win on debut.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I can’t wait until Korpisalo comes back and Torts throws him right back in as the #1.

 

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I can’t wait until Korpisalo comes back and Torts throws him right back in as the #1.

Should be interesting to see what happens

 

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I can’t wait until Korpisalo comes back and Torts throws him right back in as the #1.

And then we trade Korpi to Toronto for Nylander

 

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The Blue Jackets are currently 9th overall in the league. But 4th in their division and in a wild card spot.

Wild card system sucks.

Oh, and this happened

 

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The Blue Jackets are currently 9th overall in the league. But 4th in their division and in a wild card spot.

Wild card system sucks.

Did you know that league wide there are currently 14 teams within five points of each other (Tampa has 62 points and Arizona brings up the last of several teams with 57 points).

Bettman has to be creaming himself at the parity (although to me, it's mediocrity).