Comedy BRONZE Vancouver - redux

[mattola]

Giving Demko the easy game instead of the backup.

San Jose has the chance to do the funniest thing…

and you know they will do it then we can blame it on still being tired.

 

[dash]

 

[puckhead]

oh my god, Quinn Hughes...
matches a career high in goals in his 19th game

 

[mattola]

oh my god, Quinn Hughes...
matches a career high in goals in his 19th game

I expect this from you Thursday

 

[puckhead]

I expect this from you Thursday

In warm up. Against you.
While you are looking elsewhere.

I am on a three game goal streak, fwiw.
Not bad for an old, slow defenseman.

 

[mattola]

In warm up. Against you.
While you are looking elsewhere.

I am on a three game goal streak, fwiw.
Not bad for an old, slow defenseman.

You're aiming for my bucket aren't you....


I understand

 

[puckhead]

This angle...

 

[mattola]

 

[puckhead]

Quinn might need his own thread if he keeps this up.
(though that didn't work out so well for Milos)

 

[forty_three]

A story in 2 tweets:

 

[esls79]

A story in 2 tweets:

Sweet - Canucks preseason game in Santa Barbara next year.

 

[dash]

 

[dash]

A story in 2 tweets:

Beat it (or this)

 

[mattola]

Beat it (or this)

wasn't he an impersonator?

 

[dash]

wasn't he an impersonator?

Are you saying this is fake news?

/I honestly don't know to be honest

 

[sbb122]

wasn't he an impersonator?

it’s hard to tell since it’s in Black And White

/JFC the song was black or white. My joke sucked

// unless we’re talking about Michael’s skin

 

[dash]

wasn't he an impersonator?

No, I believe that is Mario Lemieux

 

[dash]

it’s hard to tell since it’s in Black And White

/JFC the song was black or white. My joke sucked

// unless we’re talking about Michael’s skin

I'm starting with the man in the mirror
I'm asking him to drop the puck...

 

[BGDave]

No, I believe that is Mario Lemieux

Are you sure? "Mario" is a LOT bigger than the Canuck. Looks like an imposter to me!

 

[mattola]

it’s hard to tell since it’s in Black And White

/JFC the song was black or white. My joke sucked

// unless we’re talking about Michael’s skin

I'm starting with the man in the mirror
I'm asking him to drop the puck...

just beat it with the puns already... you make me want to scream