Comedy BRONZE Vancouver - redux

[Judge Fudge]

I know the Canucks Mantra this year. I figured it out:

"We are currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by"

 

[forty_three]

/ myers glacial back and forth on the rangers 4th goal lol

I have it on good authority from Jackets fans that every time a goal is scored it is the goalie's fault. Especially Elvis. Even when he isn't playing. So you stop this Myers nonsense this instant.

 

[mattola]

[sarcasm] caman silovs. You gotta have that one [/sarcasm]

/ myers glacial back and forth on the rangers 4th goal lol

if this was twitter you would actually need those sarcasm tags.

 

[mooger_35]

A top 10 pp and we are still dead last on a combined basis. That 65% is shockingly bad. Hard to even fathom.

 

[mattola]

A top 10 pp and we are still dead last on a combined basis. That 65% is shockingly bad. Hard to even fathom.

that is absolutely brutal.

 

[mooger_35]

I had to look it up and yikes

PPGF - PPGA - SHGA + SHGF

43 - 55 - 9 + 4 = -17

 

[mattola]

I had to look it up and yikes

PPGF - PPGA - SHGA + SHGF

43 - 55 - 9 + 4 = -17

the only number we need to track now is our lottery odds lol

 

[puckhead]

I have it on good authority from Jackets fans that every time a goal is scored it is the goalie's fault. Especially Elvis. Even when he isn't playing. So you stop this Myers nonsense this instant.

I felt bad for Svitov.

He seemed to have good attitude post-game.
grateful for opportunity to see what NHL game is like, enjoyed himself, learning experience, etc.

 

[dash]

The Blue Jackets beat the Jets 3-1 tonight. Two points closer to the Canucks.

 

[naslundfan19]

 

[forty_three]

The Blue Jackets beat the Jets 3-1 tonight. Two points closer to the Canucks.

What a disaster of a game.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Canucks ownership and management going into this season: “we aren’t tanking, we will compete for a playoff spot.”

Canucks medical staff: “about that…”

 

[mooger_35]

Canucks ownership and management going into this season: “we aren’t tanking, we will compete for a playoff spot.”

Canucks medical staff: “about that…”

Maybe Demko has been watching and just thought “I”d rather not play”

 

[mattola]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[mattola]

nothing is happening.

they are doing these things to make themselves look busy

"LOOK FRANKIE WE ARE MANAGING"

 

[mattola]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Would be incredible if OEL and Demko go to ltir as well and they have this shit tonne of available LTIR space to broker trades for other teams by taking on expiring crap contracts and bring in some draft picks in return

would save the NHL trade deadline


/and Gary would make sure we dont win the draft lottery for doing that

//we werent ever gonna win the draft lottery anyways

 

[mattola]

Would be incredible if OEL and Demko go to ltir as well and they have this shit tonne of available LTIR space to broker trades for other teams by taking on expiring crap contracts and bring in some draft picks in return

would save the NHL trade deadline


/and Gary would make sure we dont win the draft lottery for doing that

//we werent ever gonna win the draft lottery anyways

I may even take back a few bad things I said about them

 

[mattola]