Comedy BRONZE out of Vancouver

[jstewismybastardson]

This guy the coach or the owner??? both???

 

[Cobiemonster]

This guy the coach or the owner??? both???

Coach Frankie on Amateur Hour

 

[mattola]

so Im starting to have Dashnitis.

Dashnitis

Type: Term
Definitions:
1. an acute infection of thought and hope that just somehow even though your hockey team totally sucks and need good draft picks, you STILL want them to have a chance, to win, to make the playoffs, even though you know it hurts your future with every draft position lost.

Synonyms: incessant complaining, constant chest pain, premature urinal discharging



I see pittsburgh is down 2-1 to the Coyotes and I get pissed that the fucking penguins cant just destroy that team to give mine a chance.

I want my team to finish as low as possible but I still get that damn Dashnitis.

 

[mattola]

add another goal taken off the goal line by a Canucks Dman. this time edler. Yes edler actually PREVENTED a goal

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Hey guys go find and read the luongo vancouver deadspin story that was put up on their site this afternoon

Haters gotta hate bigtime .... The city, the fans, luongo, the grizzlies lol. Noone is spared

 

[dash]

Hey guys go find and read the luongo vancouver deadspin story that was put up on their site this afternoon

Haters gotta hate bigtime .... The city, the fans, luongo, the grizzlies lol. Noone is spared

I started to read it, but it was just too long and drawn out, so I gave up. That's a Flames fan that penned the article, I believe.

/No, not me.

 

[mattola]

Hey guys go find and read the luongo vancouver deadspin story that was put up on their site this afternoon

Haters gotta hate bigtime .... The city, the fans, luongo, the grizzlies lol. Noone is spared

this one?
How Roberto Luongo Saved Vancouver

 

[DevilishWon]

How Roberto Luongo Saved Vancouver

He may have saved Vancouver but can he cure leprosy?

 

[mattola]

Im sorry the canucks are winning FIVE - ONE... FIVE... 5... they scored FIVE... five.....

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Certainly a different perspective lol

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[Cobiemonster]

Mike Gillis will be on the cesspool in about five minutes

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Gold provies again

The Van Provies picking up the pieces from the Jensentrain derailment | The Province

 

[mattola]

Gold provies again

The Van Provies picking up the pieces from the Jensentrain derailment | The Province

oh torts

one play that drove me nuts in OT was when Kesler and Higgins gained teh offensive zone and higgins dropped back for what could have been a glorious chance for a drop pass one timer, but kesler takes it on his own and it is deflected into behind the net. Um you have to use your wingers more Kes....

 

[dash]

So is Markstrom going to play this season?

 

[mattola]

So is Markstrom going to play this season?

only one back to back left in the season so I doubt it. its on the last day of the season as well so we will be eliminated by then (well maybe that last game then) but I seriously doubt it.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

So is Markstrom going to play this season?

What ive heard a few times is he is receiving "intensive technique retraining" and will get the net when the team is mathematically eliminated

 

[mattola]

What ive heard a few times is he is receiving "intensive technique retraining" and will get the net when the team is mathematically eliminated

what is the magic number now? 2 losses and 2 coyotes wins?

 

[dash]

I wonder if the Canucks will go after Halak this summer in free agency...

 

[mattola]

I wonder if the Canucks will go after Halak this summer in free agency...

I only think so because of the Melanson connection that's it. But Lack has played well enough to be given a chance at it, (or they trade him in the off season, he could return a decent prospect)

 

[dash]

Matt Sekeres: "I'm just about done with Jannik Hansen"