Comedy BRONZE out of Vancouver

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The cubs winning the World Series gives me hope for the Canucks to win a cup. Fuck if the cubs can break that curse. So can the Canucks

 

[jstewismybastardson]

The cubs winning the World Series gives me hope for the Canucks to win a cup. Fuck if the cubs can break that curse. So can the Canucks

so what are we looking at ??? 108 years after franchise started? the year 2078? lol

 

[jstewismybastardson]

could be 108 years until they score another goal

 

[jstewismybastardson]

They agree with you and are moving on from hockey

TEKKERS!

canucks first 10 games - 14 goals scored (in regulation) (17 in the official stats includes 2 ot goals and 1 shootout winner)

whitecaps first 10 games - 12 goals scored

SAWKER!!!!

 

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[mattola]

Just wow

 

[jstewismybastardson]

9 #MLS teams averaged more goals per game than the Canucks are averaging.

 

[mooger_35]

I'm not even mad.... it's amazing really.

 

[puckhead]

In soviet Russia, something something something

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Hansen is the best go to guy for media ... tells it like it is

BEST TRUTH BOMBING

Hansen wasn’t about to hang his hat yet again on a collection of missed chances, most of which piled up only because it was desperation time.

“The reason we look so good in the third is because we were down a goal.

“We’re down. We play differently when we’re down. If we were leading or tied in the third, I guarantee you the game doesn’t look like this.

“It’s obviously very, very frustrating right now.”

Mike Freakin Condon is the latest third stringer nobody to wipe out the Canucks like a bobcat running over a bouncy castle.

What about these goalies who keep shutting you down? Condon, really?

“We can keep preaching ‘we’re getting the chances’ and all that stuff we keep saying.

“At some point, we have to score.

“We have a way of making goalies look like they are all named Carey Price.

“It doesn’t matter who we are playing or who is in net, they have the night of their lives.”

Why do I think Alex Edler would love to play goalie against the Canucks right now?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

66 points WOULD be a success ... they prove the doubters wrong !!! (lol) ... more importantly and seriously though ... theyd probably be getting the best odds at the first overall pick

on pace for 67 points right now

 

[mattola]

on pace for 67 points right now

It was my predictions of 164 pt season wasn't it... That's where it went wrong

 

[mattola]

I was actually concerned that they would score last night. I want to see how bad this can get before the Canucks do something stupid and trade youth for bandaids. It would be typical Canucks franchise luck that the year we get a first overall finally he ends up being a player that would be 7th overall the year before lol.

I'm quite ok with the losing, I want full rebuild, but Frankie doesn't and that's going to hurt for a long time.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

It was my predictions of 164 pt season wasn't it... That's where it went wrong

my legit preseason prediction was that they would be (stupidly) shooting for 10th to 12th ... i guess its still possible (lol) but this is telling

Canucks last 82 games: 70 points (30-42-10)

 

[mattola]

my legit preseason prediction was that they would be (stupidly) shooting for 10th to 12th ... i guess its still possible (lol) but this is telling

Canucks last 82 games: 70 points (30-42-10)

All seriousness I was the same in this prediction. A loss tomorrow would really send this town reeling.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I was actually concerned that they would score last night. I want to see how bad this can get before the Canucks do something stupid and trade youth for bandaids. It would be typical Canucks franchise luck that the year we get a first overall finally he ends up being a player that would be 7th overall the year before lol.

I'm quite ok with the losing, I want full rebuild, but Frankie doesn't and that's going to hurt for a long time.

thats what peeps are saying right now ... that Nolan Patrick isnt your typical #1 overall ... i heard a hockey publication put out some top 100 players under 21 years old and the consensus #1 pick for the 2018 draft (Joe Veleno - that boy is POISON!!! - lol) is ranked higher than Nolan Patrick

 

[mattola]

thats what peeps are saying right now ... that Nolan Patrick isnt your typical #1 overall ... i heard a hockey publication put out some top 100 players under 21 years old and the consensus #1 pick for the 2018 draft (Joe Veleno - that boy is POISON!!! - lol) is ranked higher than Nolan Patrick

So we have a Patrick Stefan year? Maybe we could get a couple younger Sedins ....

 

[jstewismybastardson]

All seriousness I was the same in this prediction. A loss tomorrow would really send this town reeling.

I wouldnt go reeling lol ... I want the tank

what i find amazing is benning/linden want the playoffs ... theyve said it publically ... yet they are doing things that wont help them make the playoffs and wont help develop young players at the same time

 

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Heard on the cesspool this morning that the last team to be shutout four times in their first 20 games were the 1967-68 Chicago Blackhawks. They fired their coach on November 10th of that year.