Comedy BRONZE out of Vancouver

[jstewismybastardson]

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Bro said benning should be asking for a safeway roasted chicken as return

 

[puckhead]

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Bro said benning should be asking for a safeway roasted chicken as return

I'd be happy with the airmiles you'd get from a Safeway roasted chicken.

 

[dash]

Isn't it kind of weird to issue an official press release stating that you are trying to move a player?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Isn't it kind of weird to issue an official press release stating that you are trying to move a player?

I dont think so ... Maybe benning just doesnt want to phone every nhl gm and hear no again

 

[esls79]

I would trade him to the Ranges for Jensen and not a penny more.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I dont think so ... Maybe benning just doesnt want to phone every nhl gm and hear no again

I always figured NHL GM's were in one giant iMessage group convo where they all take turns making fun of the Oilers?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

wow ... he actually got calls on Higgins ...

 

[dash]

I think it will be minimum 50% retention for Higgy.

/We're talking salary, right?
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Edit: 50% is also the maximum that can be retained under the CBA (lol)

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

wow ... he actually got calls on Higgins ...

Do prank calls count?

 

[higgyfan4]

I think it will be minimum 50% retention for Higgy.

/We're talking salary, right?
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[dash]

Maybe Sir Bennington can send Higgy to Detroit for Kindl?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

the Higgins move is a clear "youre next" message to Burrows ... does he even have it in him anymore to pick it up though?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

with Sutter and Sbisa coming back TANKCOUVER is probably done

 

[jstewismybastardson]

He'll play on a line with Virtanen then lol

oh man ... this is legit happening tonight ... THEYRE BASICALLY THE SAME PLAYER !!! JUST EBONY AND IVORY

 

[dash]

oh man ... this is legit happening tonight ... THEYRE BASICALLY THE SAME PLAYER !!! JUST EBONY AND IVORY

lol

/Life's an Eskimo pie, let's take a bite
That was groovy thinking Lincoln when you set them free.

 

[forty_three]

Local Canucks fan frustrated that team can't replicate his 82-0 NHL 16 season

 

[dash]

Lord Linden just said that Higgins will be put on waivers tomorrow.

 

[esls79]

Lord Linden just said that Higgins will be put on waivers tomorrow.

So that means he'll end up in Edmonton. Does that mean Eberle is headed towards Vancouver?

 

[dash]

So that means he'll end up in Edmonton. Does that mean Eberle is headed towards Vancouver?

I think it will be Tyler Pitlick.

/Yes, a former Medicine Hat Tiger

 

[dash]

Dude sitting behind the Panthers bench wearing a blue t-shirt that reads 'SIGN LUCIC'