Coffee talk

[Comeds]

I'd have to think about baseball so I wouldn't shoot myself so fast.

 

[forty_three]

NRA twitter got got

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Password was "ShootyMcTinydick1"

 

[Comeds]

Did I ever tell you about the time I got fired from my job as a mascot?


Edit: I was fired for being late to three straight games. A mod must have edited my post and added the picture. Probably a hater and loser. Sad.

 

[dash]

I can't see any picture above

 

[Comeds]

After this long past week I saw something this morning that made me feel better about things. As I exited the tunnel on my commute there was a bright rainbow in the morning sky. It was bright with deep colors and it made me feel good to see it. Probably because it reminded me of Rainbow - a stripper at a bar I used to go to before I was 21. Let me tell you, she was not shy. Have a great weekend everyone.

 

[Comeds]

If anybody want to see 30 minutes of the infamous file "The Day The Clown Cried", here you go. Check it out before Jerry sics his lawyers on the site.

[watch] Catch It While You Can: Half Hour of Jerry Lewis’ THE DAY THE CLOWN CRIED’ Surfaces Online

Enjoy!

 

[forty_three]

Hey, by the way. everyone is excited for the Cleveland Cavaliers for winning the first pro sports championship in Cleveland since June 2016.

So good for them!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[forty_three]

Why is the golf course unpop- I dunno *shrug*. It's the best. THE BEST. What do those stupid Scots with their skirts and their funny names know about Golf anyway? It's a great American game, golf. I am great at golf. I love golf. Unpopular *shrugs*

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Why is the golf course unpop- I dunno *shrug*. It's the best. THE BEST. What do those stupid Scots with their skirts and their funny names know about Golf anyway? It's a great American game, golf. I am great at golf. I love golf. Unpopular *shrugs*

not sure if this is a legit Trump quote from the docu lol

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

That's even funnier because - if I'm not mistaken here - Welsh is the only language that is codified in law as an official language of any country of the UK.

 

[forty_three]

not sure if this is a legit Trump quote from the docu lol

I have a Trump statement generator on my phone.


It doesn't take much processing power.

 

[dash]

Hey 43, Hillary is in your town today.

 

[forty_three]

Hey 43, Hillary is in your town today.

Ah. That explains the cropdusters.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

*kneeslapper*

 

[forty_three]

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

*kneeslapper*

Whoever came up with this one should be her VP.

 

[dash]

Whoever came up with this one should be her VP.

Down Goes Brown as Hillary's running mate?!?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Does Goes Brown as Hillary's running mate?!?

Leaf Nation would gladly accept Crooked Hilary's help!