Coffee talk

[dash]

"Dad, how can you hate The Colonel?"
"Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly smartass"

Have All The Chicken At The New All-You-Can-Eat KFC Restaurant

 

[Comeds]

"Dad, how can you hate The Colonel?"
"Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly smartass"

Have All The Chicken At The New All-You-Can-Eat KFC Restaurant

The KFCs in my area had buffets for about 10 years or so before doing away with them. Spoiler alert, they were disgusting!

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I wonder how long it will be until BBB finds his way onto higgy's list (lol)

Who's higgy? What have I done???

 

[dare2be]

Who's higgy? What have I done???

 

[forty_three]

Who's higgy? What have I done???

Probably nothing, but you will catch hell for it anyway.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Probably nothing, but you will catch hell for it anyway.

Then I shall return it.

All that meant was that media here were acting as if we had elected our first female PM (elected, not had one dropped in our laps) or first minority PM instead of another white guy. Nothing offensive in there.

 

[Comeds]

Well I am one step closer to a heel turn here in my workplace. The idiot Jenkins from accounting (formerly in human resources) just came into my cubicle and flat out accused me of stealing his whiteboard that I stole earlier. Jerk.

 

[forty_three]

Well I am one step closer to a heel turn here in my workplace. The idiot Jenkins from accounting (formerly in human resources) just came into my cubicle and flat out accused me of stealing his whiteboard that I stole earlier. Jerk.

I hate when that happens. Pro tip: You can erase the things they wrote on it. I am not kidding, just wipe it with a paper towel.

Took me til the fourth one to realize it.

 

[Comeds]

Until I was in my 20s I thought 'boarding school' was just a layman's term for carpentry school.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

went through Timmy Ho's drive thru this morning and was greeted by the voice on the speaker with "good afterno ... huhh? ... good even ... um ... I mean good morning"

 

[forty_three]

went through Timmy Ho's drive thru this morning and was greeted by the voice on the speaker with "good afterno ... huhh? ... good even ... um ... I mean good morning"

Political correctness run amok. They just didn't want to offend anyone who was born in a different time zone.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Political correctness run amok. They just didn't want to offend anyone who was born in a different time zone.

judging from the accent of the person, i thought maybe they shifted drive through communications to a call centre in india ... hence the time zone issues

 

[forty_three]

judging from the accent of the person, i thought maybe they shifted drive through communications to a call centre in india ... hence the time zone issues

True story; I once called the local pizza hut (kids had friends over, and I wasn't paying for those little twirps to eat good pizza), and the line picked up and played a recording. After a moment someone picked up and we had language barrier issues as well as them not having any idea what Pizza Hut restaurant I was actually trying to call.

I had gotten a call center. And they didn't bother checking what number I had originally called and when they asked which one I wanted, I told them "The one on Hamilton road". Problem is, Hamilton road is a long road. And if you in Bangalore, you don't know the differences between the towns the three different Pizza Hut locations are in. My order went to the furthest one away, coincidentally the first one on the responses when you search the website for "Hamilton Road".

TL-DR; They outsourced pizza, so it's possible they outsourced a Timmy Ho's.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

TL-DR; They outsourced pizza, so it's possible they outsourced a Timmy Ho's.

maybe thats why sids production is in the crapper ... having to take all those calls ... poor bastard

 

[jstewismybastardson]

what happened to your post dash?

i was just about to quote it with

ME: yah can i have the sausage bagel belt ?
Afghan Timmy Hos employee: NO YOU GET JIHAD INSTEAD INFIDEL!!!

 

[dash]

what happened to your post dash?

i was just about to quote it with

ME: yah can i have the sausage bagel belt ?
Afghan Timmy Hos employee: NO YOU GET JIHAD INSTEAD INFIDEL!!!

I was 50/50 on posting it originally and upon further review, I thought it was kinda lame so I deleted it.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I was 50/50 on posting it originally and upon further review, I thought it was kinda lame so I deleted it.

if you used that kinda logic all the time, youd have half the post count

 

[dash]

what happened to your post dash?

i was just about to quote it with

ME: yah can i have the sausage bagel belt ?
Afghan Timmy Hos employee: NO YOU GET JIHAD INSTEAD INFIDEL!!!

I guess it truly is all in the delivery because I can't stop laughing at the above.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

So VW is offering $1000 to Canadians affected by their moronically-rigged emissions systems, the same amount as Americans despite the fact that is worth $250 less than the American voucher and the car cost $7000 more here than it did in the States.

I gotta sell this POS. Or join a class action.

 

[forty_three]

I was 50/50 on posting it originally and upon further review, I thought it was kinda lame so I deleted it.

You should have worked in a coffee pun. It would have bean fine.