Coffee talk

[Comeds]

Pix! I need your help. My boss caught me sleeping at my desk and unless I can prove its a medical condition I might be fired. Do you have any medical forms where you can make it look like you diagnosed me with necrophilia that you could send me so I don't get fired?

 

[puckhead]

Pix! I need your help. My boss caught me sleeping at my desk and unless I can prove its a medical condition I might be fired. Do you have any medical forms where you can make it look like you diagnosed me with necrophilia that you could send me so I don't get fired?

We may need to get some props to make it convincing.
How far are you willing to commit?

 

[Comeds]

We may need to get some props to make it convincing.
How far are you willing to commit?

Well I do not like my job that much but.... Next Wednesday to make up for making us work Thanksgiving they are having a local farm bring us fresh apple cider to drink and pygmy goats that we can pet and have our pictures taken with.

I'd hate to be fired before that.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

saw this story and thought of your office problem solut ... i mean problems comeds

 

[Comeds]

saw this story and thought of your office problem solut ... i mean problems comeds

Sounds like good-natured office tomfoolery to me.

 

[dash]

It was ketamine, now it's ketayours.

/nyuk nyuk nyuk

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Jailhouse video captures the vicious beating of accused terrorist Carlos Larmond in Ottawa

Wilson, 24, pleaded guilty to assault causing bodily harm. He was fined $13 and sentenced to 60 days in jail.

would have been something if the judge awarded him $13

 

[Comeds]

For the financial guys here: I am thinking about taking a new job and for retirement they match up to 3% of my pay and place it in a DraftKings.com account for me. Is that good?

 

[forty_three]

For the financial guys here: I am thinking about taking a new job and for retirement they match up to 3% of my pay and place it in a DraftKings.com account for me. Is that good?

Judging by the commercials, everyone who plays becomes a millionaire and gets beer poured on their heads. I say go for it.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

he probably did this so he could tell all his friends he ploughed Taylor Swift

 

[dash]

Foshizzle Tsizzle jstew...

/I have no idea what that means.

 

[Comeds]

My career at my present location seems to have become stagnant....I'm mulling a heel turn.

 

[Puck082]

My career at my present location seems to have become stagnant....I'm mulling a heel turn.

 

[dash]

My career at my present location seems to have become stagnant....I'm mulling a heel turn.

I can hear the crowd now - "Let's Go Comeds, Comeds Sucks"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

My career at my present location seems to have become stagnant....I'm mulling a heel turn.

awesome!!! chair shot your boss from behind ... and film it for us!

 

[elocomotive]

he probably did this so he could tell all his friends he ploughed Taylor Swift

A neighboring farmer could have made this maze hilarious by ploughing a few slight modifications to this picture.

 

[Comeds]

I can hear the crowd now - "Let's Go Comeds, Comeds Sucks"

I've had worse yelled at me. I'm married.

awesome!!! chair shot your boss from behind ... and film it for us!

I'm going to wait until she starts talking about her kids then WHAM!

Or maybe I'll just start wearing a mask and act like I am a new worker. I already have "parts unknown", "weight unknown" on my resume.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Or maybe I'll just start wearing a mask and act like I am a new worker. I already have "parts unknown", "weight unknown" on my resume.

Comeds: "yah ... Im here for my second interview too"

 

[dash]

Man, there is casual Friday and then there is comeds casual Friday.

 

[elocomotive]

Man, there is casual Friday and then there is comeds casual Friday.

Seriously, jeans AND a short sleeved shirt? That's a bit too casual. Even that half naked guy is staring.