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Wow, that was fast.

Actor Jeffrey Jones has been hired to be the new Subway spokesperson.
 

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Mr. Fogle doesn't look as slim and trim these days.

When subway started distancing themselves from him, they mentioned he started eating at Quiznos :noidea:
 

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True, but I believe he is just being charged with possession, not production. Possession cases typically don't drag the subjects of the content to court.



/How I wish I didn't know that...
Not disagreeing on merit, by any means, but I think in this case he has agreed to plead guilty to possession. I'm not trying to sound like eloco here, but that doesn't necessarily mean he wasn't involved in production, but maybe they figured they could put him away long enough on the possession and sex with a minor charges that it didn't matter.

The sex with a minor charge is big too because that could also contribute to not wanting to drag the victims into court.
 

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Not disagreeing on merit, by any means, but I think in this case he has agreed to plead guilty to possession. I'm not trying to sound like eloco here, but that doesn't necessarily mean he wasn't involved in production, but maybe they figured they could put him away long enough on the possession and sex with a minor charges that it didn't matter.

The sex with a minor charge is big too because that could also contribute to not wanting to drag the victims into court.

Wasn't thinking of it that way, good point.

And to sound like eloco, you would have to declare something over.
 

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I was pretty good yesterday.
I was at a company picnic and they had cornhole tables(?) set up. One of the sets was not shellacked - just bare wood and people were complaining how rough it was. Some woman at the table I eating lunch at said something very similar to "When I play cornhole I need it to be smooth so I can slide it in the hole" without any sense she was saying anything amusing whatsoever. I really wanted to at least say something like that is not a proper workplace discussion but I kept quiet and ate my sandwich.

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How in the world is this an inappropriate wallpaper for office use?

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comeds appears to be a frequent visitor to his company's HR department...

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No, I am a model employee and act appropriately at all times.
Like Tuesday some women were standing in the kitchen area listening to how bad one of their co-worker's cats was acting. As I walked by I made a workplace appropriate joke - that bad cats get sent upstate to Cattica. We all laughed and walked back to my desk where I once again thought about the the 20+ years I have until retirement and cried.
 

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So anyhow.....remember when George slept with his office cleaning lady and didnt know whether that was wrong or not? Was it ever confirmed whether it was wrong or not? Asking for a co-worker.
 

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Today is going to be a good day. I am not sure its going to be Rosario Dawson bouncing as she danced on the roof of Mooby's good, but its going to be good.
 

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Notice he stops when he realizes he can't imitate her boob bounce.
 
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