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Annnnnnd now I'm late to practice. Cot damn, I hate public transportation.
 
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Annnnnnd now I'm late to practice. Cot damn, I hate public transportation.

So do I, especially when the bus leaves like 5 minutes before it was supposed to even get there, and you're left to wait for the next one...
 

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I'm still dancing though. MJ is on now. Workin' Day and Night.
 
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Dancing on the bus? But there are people on the bus? And they probably smell funny...



(I hate buses.)
 

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I'm rocking out to Buddy Holly on my headphones at a bus stop in west Oakland. What are yooooou doing?

Buddy, yay.

I'm sittin' here wondering why I feel worse now than when I first got my cold 3-4 days ago.

Bird flu? I'm sick too

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You're sick, I'm sick, Johnnytata's sick. There be something going around.
 

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I've been keeping a pack of stout in the garage. It really motivates me to get out there and snowblow the driveway.

/why do I feel like that's the last thing Joe Sakic said before he was turned into hamburger by a Toro...?
 

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This song needs to leave me now!

[YOUTUBE]LlVI7ZNiFlI&ob[/YOUTUBE]

Not before I torture you all first.
 

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This song needs to leave me now!

[YOUTUBE]LlVI7ZNiFlI&ob[/YOUTUBE]

Not before I torture you all first.

now you can definately partly go fuck yourself :D thanks sly now i must retaliate


 
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80's look like they were fun though. I will say that.
 

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I feel so bad for "Boxxy's" parents.
 

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lmao, how old is she? I feel like I just broke the law.
 

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old man (late 60's-early 70's-ish) in front of me at Starbucks in Target yesterday.

I just wanted a latte, man, as I was feeling "hip" and "with it" as the kids say today.

Old man places the douche-iest coffee order I have ever heard.
It was an order that would make even the most diehard douchbag hipster fucknut blush thinking how much that order was chock full o' douchebaggery.

It's like the guy thought he was back in the war, ordering from a small cafe in France while protecting those ungrateful brie-eaters from growing tiny moustaches and wearing jackboots.

No scratch that.

Even the waiter there would have looked at him with the bitter disgust and disappointment of an Apple fanboy seeing his mom buy a Windows PC.


... he says while drinking his Starbucks medium roast made with his Keurig, in a tall cup with freshly steamed and frothed milk from the sweet frother his wife got him for Christmas and even added a touch of cinnamon becuase he is felling fancy this morning.


<siiiiiiiiiiippppppp>
 

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old man (late 60's-early 70's-ish) in front of me at Starbucks in Target yesterday.

I just wanted a latte, man, as I was feeling "hip" and "with it" as the kids say today.

Old man places the douche-iest coffee order I have ever heard.
It was an order that would make even the most diehard douchbag hipster fucknut blush thinking how much that order was chock full o' douchebaggery.

It's like the guy thought he was back in the war, ordering from a small cafe in France while protecting those ungrateful brie-eaters from growing tiny moustaches and wearing jackboots.

No scratch that.

Even the waiter there would have looked at him with the bitter disgust and disappointment of an Apple fanboy seeing his mom buy a Windows PC.


... he says while drinking his Starbucks medium roast made with his Keurig, in a tall cup with freshly steamed and frothed milk from the sweet frother his wife got him for Christmas and even added a touch of cinnamon becuase he is felling fancy this morning.


<siiiiiiiiiiippppppp>


Since we should all strive to be a little more PC now, I would like to wholeheartedly apologize to an waiters I may have offended with the above post.
You are hard working, honest folk, and deserve to be seen in a brighter light than I had shone.
You may look good in a tiny moustache and jack books, and I have no right to deny you that should it be you choosing and personal choice.
 
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