no match for Football Jesus
Holy shit, I'm closing in on 25,000 posts.
You can't lock me down.
I bet your wife will say otherwise.
Do you want me to go let her out, take the duct tape off her mouth, and ask her?
Do you want me to go let her out, take the duct tape off her mouth, and ask her?
dumbass - don't you watch movies?
Never remove the duct tape. Never.
He prolly goes and checks out weird sounds in the woods without a flashlight at night as well...
THIS HAS NO BEARING ON ABOVE, I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY AND WORTH SHARING
damn
capslock
fuck it. I'm not re-typing that
Then hops into a car that is standard not knowing how to drive it...
like it matters. the battery is dead.