Coffee talk with Auto...

[SLY]

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

To paraphrase Blue Velvet...
Vein? Fuck that shit. Jam it right in your fucking eyeball.


Sorry.
yesterdays coffee was pensive and reflective... todays was a little bitter and watered down.

 

[elocomotive]

Did you know that trace amounts of cocaine can be found on something like 70-80% of U.S. currency? Pretty crazy, eh?

 

[SLY]

I think he's shootin the shit up.

That smiley is awesome, lmao.

 

[SLY]

Did you know that trace amounts of cocaine can be found on something like 70-80% of U.S. currency? Pretty crazy, eh?

Yep as well as many different bacterias.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Today is missus McDizzles birthday.
We took a b-day beach long weekend... but between here and home exists a Coach outlet. And she brought a coupon.

Rhu rho...

<checks remaining credit card limit...>

 

[elocomotive]

Today is missus McDizzles birthday.
We took a b-day beach long weekend... but between here and home exists a Coach outlet. And she brought a coupon.

Rhu rho...

<checks remaining credit card limit...>

Figure out where it is, take a "scenic/romantic" detour through that section of the trip. This can save money on your credit card and increase your odds of road head.

 

[SLY]

lol

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Figure out where it is, take a "scenic/romantic" detour through that section of the trip. This can save money on your credit card and increase your odds of road head.

1. She has location ... not in GPS...hardwired in her brain
2. Married for years .. head??? lolololololololol
3. 3yr old in backseat

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

ROAD head?!?!????

lololololololololololololololololol

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

lolololololololololololololoolololololololol

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


...road head...


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[elocomotive]

2. Married for years .. head??? lolololololololol

LOL. I almost added to that post, "...though I doubt that has ever happened AFTER marriage in the history of man."

Forgot Lil' Biz was there. That doesn't work either. Then again, maybe THAT provides your out. Figure out somewhere Lil' Biz just HAS to go that takes you away from the outlet.

Nah... nevermind, you're screwed. Sorry mate.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Screwed.
yup
Pretty much

Maybe ill sneak a belt for myself into the cart.
A belt ill NEVER wear... in public.

 

[SLY]

Mens Coach belts are nice, not gonna lie.

 

[KillerVee]

Up too early. Must be nervous. Imma try and go back to sleep.

 

[SLY]

This is early for you... Going back to bed, fucking bum.

 

[elocomotive]

Mens Coach belts are nice, not gonna lie.

I've never even been in a Coach store. I didn't even know they had stuff for men. Sounds like you guys are a little more "Metro" than me.

 

[SLY]

I've never even been in a Coach store. I didn't even know they had stuff for men. Sounds like you guys are a little more "Metro" than me.

I like fashion... I dont wear purses though.

 

[elocomotive]

I like fashion... and I LOVE purses.

Ooooookay. That's a little weird.