Have some sort of large, white stain on the front of my bathing suit
chlorine? Salt water? Mayonnaise?
Damn sure LOOKS like a Mr. Happytime stain.
But it isn't, unfortunately.
Meh...
Fuck it.
Let these leathery old bitties think what they want.
Where's my damn beer.
Coffee / Starbucks VIA / mocha .. check
sleeping wife .. check
sleeping boy .. check
patio with ocean view .. check
gentle sound of surf and gulls .. check
warm ocean breeze .. check
work computer 125 miles away .. check
mens magazine with almost naked Mila Kunis .. check
Its a good day.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<sip>
Spoke too soon… massive ugly storm cell moving swiftly from thethe west.
Going to be real wet here in about 1/2 hour.
Tie down everything
<siiip>
Just lost the morning sun behind a cloud resembling the alien ships from ""Independence Day"
<siiip>
Pray for me
God is obviously angry at one of you
<siiip>
My money is on Jeff
He must have done something.
God is treating my beach weekend like its a Buffalo fan.
Awesome start with high hopes, then shitting on my head to send me home disappointed and wondering "what if?"
Its raining so hard my soul is wet.
Thunder at 8:18 am Sunday morning at the beach is God saying "fuck you".