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Comeds

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It really is.....

Oh well, summer doldrums I suppose.
 

Bizzle McDizzle

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Have some sort of large, white stain on the front of my bathing suit
chlorine? Salt water? Mayonnaise?
Damn sure LOOKS like a Mr. Happytime stain.
But it isn't, unfortunately.

Meh...
Fuck it.

Let these leathery old bitties think what they want.

Where's my damn beer.
 

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Ugh, my search for an amp is driving me nuts. I could really go for an iced coffee right now. And fuck working on a Saturday. I thought my HBO Go would work here, it just endlessly buffers, POS work computers.
 

Bizzle McDizzle

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Coffee / Starbucks VIA / mocha .. check
sleeping wife .. check
sleeping boy .. check
patio with ocean view .. check
gentle sound of surf and gulls .. check
warm ocean breeze .. check
work computer 125 miles away .. check
mens magazine with almost naked Mila Kunis .. check


Its a good day.



Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<sip>
 

Bizzle McDizzle

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Spoke too soon… massive ugly storm cell moving swiftly from thethe west.
Going to be real wet here in about 1/2 hour.

Tie down everything

<siiip>
 

Bizzle McDizzle

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God is treating my beach weekend like its a Buffalo fan.
Awesome start with high hopes, then shitting on my head to send me home disappointed and wondering "what if?"
 

dare2be

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Do you think God really cares enough about Jeff to be mad at him though?
 

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Ran out of milk. Daughter gets her cup of chocolate milk...daddy gets to eat his cinnamon toast crunch dry. It's not too bad.
 

The Q stache

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Have some sort of large, white stain on the front of my bathing suit
chlorine? Salt water? Mayonnaise?
Damn sure LOOKS like a Mr. Happytime stain.
But it isn't, unfortunately.

Meh...
Fuck it.

Let these leathery old bitties think what they want.

Where's my damn beer.

Coffee / Starbucks VIA / mocha .. check
sleeping wife .. check
sleeping boy .. check
patio with ocean view .. check
gentle sound of surf and gulls .. check
warm ocean breeze .. check
work computer 125 miles away .. check
mens magazine with almost naked Mila Kunis .. check


Its a good day.



Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<sip>

Spoke too soon… massive ugly storm cell moving swiftly from thethe west.
Going to be real wet here in about 1/2 hour.

Tie down everything

<siiip>

Just lost the morning sun behind a cloud resembling the alien ships from ""Independence Day"


Pray for me

God is obviously angry at one of you


<siiip>

My money is on Jeff
He must have done something.

God is treating my beach weekend like its a Buffalo fan.
Awesome start with high hopes, then shitting on my head to send me home disappointed and wondering "what if?"

Its raining so hard my soul is wet.

Thunder at 8:18 am Sunday morning at the beach is God saying "fuck you".

This made my day at 7:25 am
 

Bizzle McDizzle

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Sun peeking out from the rainclouds at the beach, teasing like a 19yr old stripper working her way through college
#Ithinkshereallylikesme
 

Bizzle McDizzle

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Just paid seafood restaurant prices for K&W cafeteria quality shit.
Tea was fucking Lipton instant, fried oysters and onion rings from frozen, slaw from KFC. And we are the onlyones in here under 65.
Scratch this joint from all lists. SUCKS.
RIPOFF
 
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