Coffee talk with Auto...

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Not saying the average age is high, but the most popular accessories at this beach are ben-gay and portable oxygen tanks.

 

[Comeds]

Not saying the average age is high, but the most popular accessories at this beach are ben-gay and portable oxygen tanks.

Sounds like a cruise I went on last year. Crew members were telling us that they had never been on a trip where there was such a high percentage of seniors. My mother was 68 and she felt young.

 

[elocomotive]

Sounds like a cruise I went on last year. Crew members were telling us that they had never been on a trip where there was such a high percentage of seniors. My mother was 68 and she felt young.

Bunch of single seniors gave her the nickname "jailbait" during the cruise. hahaha.

 

[dash]

Probably not a good sign when the cruise director is older than Boss...

 

[elocomotive]

Probably not a good sign when the cruise director is older than Boss...

Daily Ship Activity Schedule
7-7:15am - Shuffleboard
7:15-8:00am - Breakfast
8:00-10:15am - Nap
10:15-11:00am - Lunch
11:00am-1:00pm - Nap
1:00-1:30pm - Shuffleboard
1:30-2:45pm - Nap
2:45pm-4:00pm - Dinner
4:00pm-4:15pm - Shuffleboard
4:15pm - Lights out

 

[Comeds]

Daily Ship Activity Schedule
7-7:15am - Shuffleboard
7:15-8:00am - Breakfast
8:00-10:15am - Nap
10:15-11:00am - Lunch
11:00am-1:00pm - Nap
1:00-1:30pm - Shuffleboard
1:30-2:45pm - Nap
2:45pm-4:00pm - Dinner
4:00pm-4:15pm - Shuffleboard
4:15pm - Lights out

lol, not far off. They explained that they plan activities and entertainment according to the ages of the people who are booked. Luckily sitting on the deck with a drink is enough activity for me most of the time.

 

[KillerVee]

That schedule is fine with me as long as they add in some pool time. I love naps and shuffleboard.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

This made my day at 7:25 am

If I can brighten just one persons day like this, I consider the day seized.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Preparing to go get another job offer. Today is the day baby. In preparation for this most awesome event, I got up at 2:30AM, drank a cup of coffee, and then did pushups/fucked a hole right through the ceramic tile floor of my kitchen for two and a half hours. Now it's time for another cup, and I'm outta here. I've never worked for such cold, soulless, lazy pieces of shit in my life. They won't provide basic safety equipment. They are arrogant pretentious fucks. They had me work on Christmas, and then docked my pay because they thought I was milking it out. Today is the day I shit on their faces.

 

[falconski]

Daily Ship Activity Schedule
7-7:15am - Shuffleboard
7:15-8:00am - Breakfast
8:00-10:15am - Nap
10:15-11:00am - Lunch
11:00am-1:00pm - Nap
1:00-1:30pm - Shuffleboard
1:30-2:45pm - Nap
2:45pm-4:00pm - Dinner
4:00pm-4:15pm - Shuffleboard
4:15pm - Lights out

wait...someone plays shuffleboard sober?

 

[SLY]

Daily Ship Activity Schedule
7-7:15am - Shuffleboard
7:15-8:00am - Breakfast
8:00-10:15am - Nap
10:15-11:00am - Lunch
11:00am-1:00pm - Nap
1:00-1:30pm - Shuffleboard
1:30-2:45pm - Nap
2:45pm-4:00pm - Dinner
4:00pm-4:15pm - Shuffleboard
4:15pm - Lights out

Typical day of a Tampa Bay fan.

 

[SLY]

wait...someone plays shuffleboard sober?

People do anything sober?

 

[SLY]

Preparing to go get another job offer. Today is the day baby. In preparation for this most awesome event, I got up at 2:30AM, drank a cup of coffee, and then did pushups/fucked a hole right through the ceramic tile floor of my kitchen for two and a half hours. Now it's time for another cup, and I'm outta here. I've never worked for such cold, soulless, lazy pieces of shit in my life. They won't provide basic safety equipment. They are arrogant pretentious fucks. They had me work on Christmas, and then docked my pay because they thought I was milking it out. Today is the day I shit on their faces.

That would be awesome if true... literally. You should throw a cup of hot steaming coffee in their face in honor of this thread.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Preparing to go get another job offer. Today is the day baby. In preparation for this most awesome event, I got up at 2:30AM, drank a cup of coffee, and then did pushups/fucked a hole right through the ceramic tile floor of my kitchen for two and a half hours. Now it's time for another cup, and I'm outta here. I've never worked for such cold, soulless, lazy pieces of shit in my life. They won't provide basic safety equipment. They are arrogant pretentious fucks. They had me work on Christmas, and then docked my pay because they thought I was milking it out. Today is the day I shit on their faces.

MOTHERFFUCK THOSE FUCKITY FUCK FUCKS!! FUCKERS! AND THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCKITY FUCK FUCKS THEY MOTHERFUCKING RODE THE FUCK IN ON!



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mornin' Eddie

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

POTTYMOUTH!!!

NEGGED!!!

 

[SLY]

I want whatever coffee you drink

 

[TOX1]

I want whatever coffee you drink

I think he's shootin the shit up.

 

[SLY]

intervenous caffeine eh?

 

[elocomotive]

I don't drink coffee, but I do need to wake up, SO......

 

[TOX1]

I hate coffee too..

...and I used this at 4am today to get moving -